Luigi1 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Luigi asks... How come we havent heared a thing about the Davos World Economic Sumit? Why wasnt Abadi in Davos or at Trump Inauguration? Did the Gurus get it wrong again? Not varified. Your opine. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Did the Gurus get it wrong again? ummmm mmmmmm i am lost for words again here with u luigi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigergorzow Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Luigi1, This is President DJT & America's Day To Celebrate!!!! BTW, PM Abadi better be busy completing MR Reforms & CBI RV / RI IQD. Don't forget "HCL" as well!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Luigi1 said: Luigi asks... Why wasnt Abadi in Davos or at Trump Inauguration? Luigi - Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ? So why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. Hillarious CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road? GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. **** CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken.... and the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. DONALD TRUMP: We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostonangler Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf: The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. In fact, the chicken committed suicide before coming anywhere near the road. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four wheel drift Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Thugs and B/A, That's funny FWD GO RV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Ur funny clown 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bean Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 7 hours ago, bostonangler said: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf: The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. In fact, the chicken committed suicide before coming anywhere near the road. I loved following this guys announcements. Saddam's Royal Guard were "invincible" and according to one press release from this guy that I remember, they had completely annihilated the US Military Scum and the country was secure. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Wasn't me.....must have been some other Davo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWitte Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 It was me Davo. I ate the f...ing chicken. What did anyone think I would do? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 The chicken is doing a strip-tease dance with feathered fans over on another thread.... Naughty chicken ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
md11fr8dawg Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 I thought Bill Clinton choked the chicken!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texstorm Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 39 minutes ago, md11fr8dawg said: I thought Bill Clinton choked the chicken!!! No It was a cigar and Monica said that Bill does not have a prostrate gag reflex ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage449 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Sunday morning coming down and DT you "laid" a good one. Tears running down my cheeks. Great start. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinarosaures Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 I think I saw a Boy Scout helping the chicken cross the road! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bean Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 6 hours ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said: The chicken is doing a strip-tease dance with feathered fans over on another thread.... Naughty chicken ! Yeowzers. Those are some "hot wings". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) Chubby Chasers LOVE a chubby Chick on a stick ! So cute, KB ! She's workin' that pole.... ! Everybody make it rain CRACKED CORN up in here ! . Edited January 22, 2017 by SgtFuryUSCZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWitte Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 10 hours ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said: The chicken is doing a strip-tease dance with feathered fans over on another thread.... Naughty chicken ! Not naughty chicken. Bad bad, badass chicken! Really, it's badass Animal. (Fill in the blank). I'd like to eat the scrawny little chicken with the big breastesas!. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 There's some big breasteses on a hot chick in the other thread that already have milk n' honey.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranger173 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Thug, I laughed the whole time I read your post. Thank you for making everybody's day better with you humor. You should do stand up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckFinley Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 hour ago, ranger173 said: Thug, I laughed the whole time I read your post. Thank you for making everybody's day better with you humor. You should do stand up. Thug has away of doing that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coorslite21 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 There was a segment on Iraq and Syria on the last day. You will find it interesting if you want to spend an hour......pretty strong panel.......at about 2:30 into it they are introduced.......I would also suggest you google World Economic Summit 2017.........click on it and you will find 3 days of great videos covering a wide variety of subjects.......just a thought....just for fun.... https://www.weforum.org/events/world-economic-forum-annual-meeting-2017/sessions/syria-and-iraq-ending-the-conflict 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theseus Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 On 1/20/2017 at 2:36 PM, DinarThug said: Luigi - Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ? So why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. Hillarious CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road? GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. **** CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken.... and the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. DONALD TRUMP: We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? Nancy Pehosi: The chicken has to cross the road before we know whats in the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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