Luigi1 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 from another source... TNT:G-Man: My Bank StoryI visited a XX bank today (Wednesday) . I had an appointment with a Wealth Manager. I just wanted to share the experience! A brief synopsis... When I first setup the meeting on the phone, I told him that I invested in exotic currencies and I have reasons to believe that they will be paying big dividends soon. He gladly setup the meeting. Upon my arrival, at the appointment, there were two (not one) wealth managers waiting it the office to greet me. I noticed that one of them (the owner of the office), had "Top Wealth Manager" awards 4 years in a row. I preceded to tell them about the specifics of my investment (dinars, dongs, etc). It was noteworthy also, that they didn't flinch in the least during my dissertation; they didn't spew any negativity, they didn't say it was a scam, nothing like that.Rather, they both sat there intently listening to my presentation. At this point I felt like I was teaching a class, and they were eager students wanting to learn. They proceeded to ask very specific questions about the currencies. I remember thinking, "This is strange, why are these guys so interested in what I had to say?" It was as though, they wanted to learn everything they could about the currencies.At this point they rolled out the red carpet, they proceeded to gave me a presentation on their programs, perks and why I should bank privately with them. They took my information and told me, they will be in touch with me shortly and that they are looking forward to serving my banking needs.Here is the kicker, on my way out of the bank one of them followed me to the exit and almost covertly pointed in the direction of the safety deposit boxes and whispered, "I own a few Dinars myself, see you soon." 4 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Machine Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) This is a very old rumor repost, I've heard that story before I was also impressed that the owner gave himself top wealth manager awards ...... Personally I own a house and I awarded myself top homeowner every year for the past decade Edited January 28, 2015 by The Machine 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 :lol: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sxsess Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Machine you crack me up. That was good! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texstorm Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Great post Lugi ! Now your lesson for today is to visit a WF and ask how many DeLaurue machines are in the U.S. and their locations. Thanks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 This is a very old rumor repost, I've heard that story before I was also impressed that the owner gave himself top wealth manager awards ...... Personally I own a house and I awarded myself top homeowner every year for the past decade Hahahaha.....Nice. You probably got your own name plate on a post in your driveway. GO RV, and NO BV 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Machine Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Hahahaha.....Nice. You probably got your own name plate on a post in your driveway. GO RV, and NO BV Also a badge, my own parking space and absolute authority over the shed 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Here is the kicker, on my way out of the bank one of them followed me to the exit and almost covertly pointed in the direction of the safety deposit boxes and whispered, "I own a few Dinars myself, see you soon." you forgot the "wink" part! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artitech Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 This bank is 15 min away from my office, now you know why the bank personnel hate the IQD. I'm on my way to this bank to go see this B.S. STORY for myself since I have to make a deposit anyway. This is the kinda B.S. these poo-roo's dont think will get sniffed out in a hurry stay tuned. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Here is the kicker, on my way out of the bank one of them followed me to the exit and almost covertly pointed in the direction of the safety deposit boxes and whispered, "I own a few Dinars myself, see you soon."Read more: http://dinarvets.com/forums/index.php?/topic/195609-wf-bank-story-wealth-manager-admits-he-owns-iqd/#ixzz3Q8O6SClA "How close was he to your ear??.....very close....extremely close.....could it have been a wet willy??...just askin!" "Stay thirsty my friends!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Quote I visited a XX bank today (Wednesday) . End Quote Ultra-Restricted ( obscene). Probably this part is correct . Add to that the "exotic" ( erotic) currency ref. and the dong and the pic is perfect. And anyway...I recall having read this same story maybe 2-3 months ago Edited January 28, 2015 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 At this point I felt like I was teaching a class, and they were eager students wanting to learn. These Things Are Written Like A Letter To Penthouse Forum ... And Are Just As Fabricated ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 ..... and then he winked at me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 These Things Are Written Like A Letter To Penthouse Forum ... And Are Just As Fabricated ... You'd know you little Hustler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 This is a very old rumor repost, I've heard that story before I was also impressed that the owner gave himself top wealth manager awards ...... Personally I own a house and I awarded myself top homeowner every year for the past decade absolutely Machine....that's exactly why I was Top Gun before there was Top Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Come on guys..............................................It could be true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenshin7 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 at least penthouse forum is more exciting and delivers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 ..... and then he winked at me. After U Pinched His Butt ... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 After U Pinched His Butt ... with your teeth (tooth) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss hog 1 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Wow! are you guys kidding? What is the purpose of the comments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 An attempt at humor. Welcome to the frat house... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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