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mrparrot last won the day on September 28 2010

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About mrparrot

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    Lopster Bait.
  • Birthday 02/20/1967

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    Bottom of the Lopster Tank.
  • Interests
    Eating. Flying. Pooping on car windshields...


  • Location
    Poway, CA
  • Interests
    Exotic Parrots, Forex, & quality fermented beverages.

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  1. I've been on this roller coaster ride for over a decade. I quit counting the months a long time ago. If it ever happens, great. If it never happens, oh well. I have zero opinions on how it could go. I just hang out in the Lopster Pot because it's warm in here, and I love seafood...
  2. For the three of you that laughed at my post, congratulations on still having a sense of humor after all these years. For those of you who are experiencing a pinching, bunching, or tightening sensation in the panty area, please, enhance your calm. You're reading WAY TOO MUCH into my comment...
  3. ***crawls up to the edge of the Lopster Pot*** If it sounds too good to be true... ***crawls back down to the bottom of the Lopster Pot***
  4. Did anyone pay attention to the first part...? Dear Client, Iraq signs with the U.S International Development Finance Corporation (DFC) a memorandum of understanding (MOU) to support the private sector in Iraq for $ 1bn over the next four years. Does this mean that Iraq gets to drag their backsides for another four years...?
  5. Things have always been in motion. Backwards is a motion, too... 😄
  6. Trump wants the country back to work by Easter. Iraq wants a government formed in two weeks. I'm surprised that Luigi hasn't put two and two together yet... 😄
  7. Confession time... I am the reason why we have not only been waiting for so long, but also why we will continue to wait. Allow me to explain. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. The moment I sell mine back to my broker, the RV will happen...
  8. For those of you who are ALWAYS late to everything, I have your "Get Out Of Jail Free" card... "The early bird may get the worm, but the SECOND mouse ALWAYS get the cheese.:. I'd rather have the cheese...
  9. Ya'll forgot to mention another good use for baking soda. ***puts on his Teachers Hat*** Got an ant problem? Baits don't work? Insecticides don't work? Windex not doing it? Flame thrower not doing it? That's because you're killing only the ones that you can SEE. You need to take out the nest AND the QUEEN. For those of you who fell asleep in Junior High Science Class, let's review the physiology of the ant, paying special attention to their digestive tract. The little buggers lack the ability to BURP.
  10. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someone is messing with you. Mr. Brando passed away 15 years ago... Born: April 3, 1924, Omaha, NE Died: July 1, 2004, Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, Los Angeles, CA
  11. Sensuous. Sensuous up, can you get me another beer?
  12. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 99.9%. It's called wedding cake....
  13. Perhaps this is a better list for your needs... Budgerigar — Also known as the Budgie, or Parakeet, this common little bird is capable of learning a large number of phrases and songs. Their voice tends to be low and not always defined, and males tend to train better than females. Monk Parakeet — Also called the Quaker Parakeet, this colorful little bird is actually a small parrot. They are known for being very clever and social, developing large vocabularies of phrases and words. Indian Ringneck — Very clever little birds, Indian Ringnecks can develop a larg
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