'Twas the night before the RV and Possum was..

[possum]

Drinking a three finger stiff one and collecting intel. The voices came back and slapped me with thorn branches last night. Screaming to sober up and preach the word that the RV is happening for the masses no later than this Wednesday.

Believes, do have that feeling, that warm fuzzy feeling that you get after a few drinks ! Yes, possum is drunk! He's drunk by the intoxicating aroma of the impending RV. No, not from devil juice but from the blessing that is upon us. Your thirst will soon be quenched and there will be no more repo's, bill collectors calling or your utilities cut off. Your cabinets and freezers will be full of food and the liquor cabinet will be too. Your yellow teeth will be whiten or replaced and your wrinkles of despair will be gone too. It's done, it's over and go ahead and order that new truck and empty your bladder on the bosses tomorrow!!! It's Party, party, party time !!!!

[blackear]

finally...thanks possum...i've been waiting awhile...i'm ready...i'm ready...

[moose 57]

after 4+years you can still come up with some good bs! merry christmas

[10 YEARS LATER]

Possum smokes his own Tail Hair

[puckster_guy]

I am ready oh great Possum, I believe!!!! Let it be so I believe.....I'll have another beer

[captl1]

Commence Au Festival! The Possum of Penance has called it! LOL

I am ready oh great Possum, I believe!!!! Let it be so I believe.....I'll have another beer

[puckster_guy]

just the way I feel.....

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)

[Geck]

Hey Poss!

Where ya been, boy?

[boosterbglee]

Long time since we have heard your words of wisdom……o great Possum!  Many people think your cracked, but I still like the way you deliver "The Message!"

 

Merry Christmas!     

[motox565]

RUMOR ABUSE.

Intoxicated from a coming RV or cirrhosis from another failed rumor?

Ouch, my liver!

[sandfly]

THANKS

[Texas1]

Twas The Night Before Christmas And Possum Was.........

A passenger in a 2006 porsche

[DinarThug]

Drinking a three finger stiff one

Twas The Night Before Christmas And Possum Was.........

Choking Down A Stiff One .......

[Artitech]

My boss hates the word dinar, he says if anybody mentions that word that he will fire the person or persons he hears mention the D word. If it ever Rv's I will take a big o dump in his office.

[mad asafrog]

All hail the possum , have missed your great words of wisdom

[DinarThug]

If it ever Rv's I will take a big o dump in his office.

The Final 'Log Out' Before Leaving !

[Texas1]

My boss hates the word dinar, he says if anybody mentions that word that he will fire the person or persons he hears mention the D word. If it ever Rv's I will take a big o dump in his office.

Don't hold your butt

[ReinMan]

just the way I feel.....

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)

 

Poor Landon.... (Planet of the Apes)

 

Anyway,    Possum was stirring?

Edited December 10, 2013 by ReinMan

[olivesman]

AH HAAH AND YEE HAW! I'S READY FOR ME NEW CHOMPERS!

[captl1]

"Message in a bottle"  comes to mind.

[yendor]

It's not Thursday yet ! But I suppose there is still time to go and buy more Dinar..... But I think I'll wait 'til January or February or March.................

[umbertino]

Twas The Night Before Christmas And Possum Was.........

A passenger in a 2006 porsche

lol.

"Message in a bottle"  comes to mind.

Yep.

[Bob]

"Possum.........Devil Juice?....................You had options Possum................................The voices said to sober up and preach,  not to get drunk and preach!"  

 

"Does the Devil Juice come from the Three finger stiff one?"

 

"Once the RV hits I will by you and Momma some Devil Juice at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas!"  "Bar near the Valet..............although you cannot valet your dump truck!"

 

"Stay thirsty my friends!"

[mike5103]

Good to hear from you again Possom.Its been awhile.I see you have been hitting the bottle again.. :tiphat:

[SnowGlobe7]

Hey Possum...How is Momma????