possum Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Got me a new truck today and its black, Mama got her a pink one and its purty. We bought with credit cards cuzz the RV is a done deal by June 15th. . Why do you doubt the Possum? He receives his knowledge from utterances in the night made by the voices. Possum is a prophet and momma knows it along with some of the older believers. Faithless, Repent and fall to your knees cry for forgiveness and make the carpet soppy wet from yours tears!!!!! Bow you backsliders and kiss possums toe nails as you cast dinars to me and momma. Shame, shame, shame but the possum will forgive for a sign of your belief as in dinars . Give! 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDana Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Thanks for stopping by..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totalspambox3000 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Possum, you are one of the few here that entertain me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 See ya in vegas possum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepguy Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 can`t be the oppossum ,,,,, we saw him in the obituaries a week or so ago ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboyirish Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Now that's comedy right there I tell you what! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moultonn Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Road kill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike5103 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Hot digidy dog possum.you are on a roll my freind.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shabbadude Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Praaaze da Laaawwd! Sherodeonahonda, Untiemybowtie! Possum, your posts are one of the few reasons I'll crawl out of my cave in the hills while waiting for the Illustrious Arrr Vee and toss in a post. Must...... Have...... More....... Possum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2d2dc Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Oh Possum, you are soooo back and you've outdone yourself!! I guess I can go buy that dream house then. Woo Hoo!! r2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr john Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Glad to see he started drinking again. No one likes a negative person. LOL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Guidera Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Does your famely tree have any branches? Now thats funny rite ther. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlesam Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Possom, can you wash your feet first before kissing your toenails..... .....oh and by the way.....can i have your autograph. ..Welcome back you ole possom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoK Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Possum sighting! RV MUST be upon us! Or is that a ground hog? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Possum sighting! RV MUST be upon us! Or is that a ground hog? Must be both Possum, Me buy myself a dream home, a dream car and a dream vacation ahhh. Forgot to mention a dream butler;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Texas1 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Does your famely tree have any branches? Now thats funny rite ther. Last time he looked up his family tree he found 2 dogs using it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodah Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Now thats funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Got me a new truck today and its black, Mama got her a pink one and its purty. We bought with credit cards cuzz the RV is a done deal by June 15th. . Why do you doubt the Possum? He receives his knowledge from utterances in the night made by the voices. Possum is a prophet and momma knows it along with some of the older believers. Faithless, Repent and fall to your knees cry for forgiveness and make the carpet soppy wet from yours tears!!!!! Bow you backsliders and kiss possums toe nails as you cast dinars to me and momma. Shame, shame, shame but the possum will forgive for a sign of your belief as in dinars . Give! Some women have sensual feet to which I enjoy doing all sorts of things.....Don't know bout possums, really..... What gives? Edited May 7, 2013 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
possum Posted May 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Possum likes momma's feet, drinking and the simple things in life along with new double wides and pickup trucks that are snazzie. Believers, the voices visited me last night and gently shouted that the faithful will be greatly rewarded with a June 15rh cash-in at $3.45 plus. Believers, massage your wifey's feet tonight and wifey's massage your hubbies feet with your lips and boobies cuz it's party time!!! Momma better be ready to handle the ole possum all night long cuzz I got me a refill of blue diamonds and done chewed up one. My eyes are getting blurry already and my pencil is full of led. It's time to Party!!! Wow, that blue diamond has kicked into over drive and the turbine is singing. Time to put on trucker music and get it on with momma!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Possum likes momma's feet, drinking and the simple things in life along with new double wides and pickup trucks that are snazzie. Believers, the voices visited me last night and gently shouted that the faithful will be greatly rewarded with a June 15rh cash-in at $3.45 plus. Believers, massage your wifey's feet tonight and wifey's massage your hubbies feet with your lips and boobies cuz it's party time!!! Momma better be ready to handle the ole possum all night long cuzz I got me a refill of blue diamonds and done chewed up one. My eyes are getting blurry already and my pencil is full of led. It's time to Party!!! Wow, that blue diamond has kicked into over drive and the turbine is singing. Time to put on trucker music and get it on with momma!! as the song from "Deliverence" plays softìy in the background 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krash Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 POSSUM FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artitech Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Well glad to see ole possum & mama possum have fallen off the wagon again. I love the drunken ramblings of the possum. Cant wait to party with ole possum. I just hope my liver is up to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi1 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Prepare those boat drinks ready, let's party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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