moose 57 Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share (edited) If it was a picture of a mans knee, there would be a third knee! good one Markinsa! h.a.n.d. Edited November 17, 2017 by moose 57 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Wait wait, would not that be a wee knee? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 4 hours ago, moose 57 said: h.a.n.d. I think the women are right! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 6 hours ago, moose 57 said: h.a.n.d. Where's Bo Derek the original "10" star... then you would be right 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share (edited) 6 hours ago, moose 57 said: Edited November 17, 2017 by FlyHi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shabibilicious Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 5 hours ago, FlyHi said: GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 9 hours ago, Muleslayer said: Wait wait, would not that be a wee knee? That it Wood!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shabibilicious Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share GO RV, then BV 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pokerplayer Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 35 minutes ago, Shabibilicious said: GO RV, then BV Now this you can bet I am going to forward lots !! pp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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genx4me Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Happy Friday!! Can I just ask everyone a huge favor? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your yards, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think it's the cops and have a mild panic attack. I have to take my foot off the gas, slam on the brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my phone on the floor, hide my whiskey, swallow my joint, and shove the gun under the seat. It's a major drama. I really appreciate your cooperation! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share 2 minutes ago, genx4me said: Happy Friday!! Can I just ask everyone a huge favor? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your yards, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think it's the cops and have a mild panic attack. I have to take my foot off the gas, slam on the brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my phone on the floor, hide my whiskey, swallow my joint, and shove the gun under the seat. It's a major drama. I really appreciate your cooperation! You sharin' that whiskey, genx? GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringe on lamps Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share GenX4me - that was funny!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share 5 minutes ago, SnowGlobe7 said: Yes my dear kitty, Sarcasm has always been a female kitty best quality. Real manly cats, however, use suave and debonair to attract the best kitties. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Ponderisms 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*3. OK ..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*5. There are three religious truths:a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?*~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*~ *~*18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 25. Have you ever noticed the word Therapist when broken down is The Rapist? Just saying. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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