Today, 4 PM CST...all world banks re-alignments, live.

[cooked1]

Tims, I can't understand why someone give you a neg. but I even you out.

I dont always agree with tim s, but when I do I give him a +.

Be thirsty my friend.

[sportfisher]

Guru Okie Again :lol:

Guru Luigi1 :lol:

[dillonsdinar]

Luigi, why exactly to you persist in posting the rumours from these gurus without fail when they post you come on here an repost them.?

Are you posting them because you believe them and are trying to pass of there info here as true, or are you trying to make some kind of ironic statement ?

I would suggest you dont bother taking up thread space.

Thats my two (pennies / dinars worth).

Might be that Luigi1 and Easyrider are twin brothers, Okie_Oil_Man sons....Hmmmmm Bluebow, that's been my whole point all along, but yet I get multiple negs for stating how I feel.... +1 for you bro!

Some of these posters, like the aforementioned and their little gullible followers need a good

and maybe then they'll think twice before posting garbage. Just my

[kennyc]

Thug posts the same romors(crap) that Luigi posts. What difference does it make.

Everybody WORSHIPS thug & always gives Luigi a hard time. Lay off or

DONT READ IT.

[GhostDawg]

Thug posts the same romors(crap) that Luigi posts. What difference does it make.

Everybody WORSHIPS thug & always gives Luigi a hard time. Lay off or

DONT READ IT.

Big difference there Kenny. Thug actually lets his audience know that he is making fun of what he posts. Whether it be Okie, Johnny, Bulldog, or any other liar that is out there, he makes fun of it and everyone is pretty clear about the fact that he IS poking fun at them. Whereas Luigi just copy and pastes the garbage. I still laugh at it, even though there is no catchy headline or disclaimer stating that Luigi is in fact poking fun at it. Probably the main reason that one is applauded and the other flamed. If all you do is copy and paste the drivel from the "dark side", well then people are going to wonder what your opinion of it is if you don't say anything about it. Luigi is sure to have an opinion, perhaps he just wants to share with everyone else to prevent us from going to "that site" and being sucked into the BS that they spin. Who knows!!

[Adam Montana]

This is all in humor, posted by KRUCIALMIX on BSP side:

:D

2nd Annual GURU ROUNDTABLE - May 1, 2012

2nd ANNUAL DINAR GURU ROUNDTABLE

Jackson Hole, WY

May 1, 2012

In attendance at this roundtable: Gary, Dan, Tony, Adam Montana, another site, Okie, Bulldog, Hammerman, Blaino, CAP1, Doc, Bellagrits, Jonnywg, Bondlady, TerryK. and Frank26.

GARY: I am honored to be chairing this years Guru Roundtable so we could get all the intel on the table for all our fans. I am sure with the mind power in this room we can get a date and rate. Could everyone give me your PTR username?

GARY: Ok well, Blaino won the fill toss, so we’ll hear from him first. Go ahead caller, you’re on the line. Or I mean, you're up.

BLAINO: THIS IS AN OFFICIAL another site ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE REVALUATION OF THE IRAQI CURRENCY, I AM JUST HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY AND I JUST NEED A FEW MORE MARKERS FOR THIS RV TO HAPPEN. I’M LOOKING FOR GREEN, IF ANYONE HAS THAT COLOR? [COUGH].

OKIE: OH SWEET JESUS, I’M GONNA GO NOW. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF KETCHUM, IDAHO? I JUST GOT 4 CALLS THAT IN KETCHUM IDAHO THE FOREX MACHINE (MACHINE) AT FIRST BANK ON WILLARD STREET SHOWS THE IQD AT $48.00.

DAN: Okie, those rates are insane. You realize that, right?

OKIE: MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD. THIS HASN’T HAPPENED YET. BUT THERE IT IS, ON IDAHO’S FOREX! EVERYTHING ELSE SAID HERE TODAY IS “HORSE BISCUITS”.

another site: Talk about a doozie. I just wanted to share something with everyone. Has anyone heard of the Treasury Vault? I just found out about it today and it’s a wonderful company.

DOC: Don’t you own that another site?

another site: GO OWNING! GO I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT! GO DINAR!

TONY: I just have to say that it’s a GREAT DAY. And the day’s not over yet. Tomorrow is a great day too.

OKIE: I JUST WANT TO CONFIRM WHAT TONY JUST SAID, MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD AND I CAN SEE THAT TOMORROW IS IN FACT A GREAT DAY. I AM ONLY THE MESSENGER.

DOC: Are you calling it for tomorrow OKIE?

OKIE: GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND SHIPS AT SEA! I HOEP EVERYONE REALIZES THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WORDS I JUST SAID.

JONNYWG: I HAVE JUST RENTED A U-HAUL, IF THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. WELLS FARGO HAS IMAGES OF DINARS HANGING FROM STRINGS ON THE CEILING THAT SAYS “CASH IN HERE” AT MY LOCAL BRANCH.

BELLAGRITS: This will absolutely positively not go past 2011.

DAN: I think you better check your calendar.

BONDLADY: Is it my turn yet? The RV is coming. We will soon all learn how wonderful Maliki is and what a snake Allawi is (Drops Mic and walks out of the room).

ADAM MONTANA: My window is now through September. Always has been since I started in this investment. Could we end up with zero? YES. Will we? NO, because if you’re a VIP member I will hand out money if it does not revalue!!! The VIP doors will be closing SOOOON!

HAMMERMAN: FOREX IS STATTING NOT BEFOR TUESDAY. I JUST GOT OFF THE FONE WITH HIM. SHABBI HAS FINAL CODEX BUT THEIR IS NO TIME LIMIT. 8 SOURCES CONFRIMED. 32 HAVE NOT CALLED ME BACK YET, AND 12 HAVE BLOCKED MY NMUMBER FOR SOME RESON.

DOC: Things are progressing quickly in Iraq. We are waiting to hear about the GOI announcement and Erbil. We report, you decide.

CAP1: ON MY WAY TO THE BANK AFTER THIS SUMMIT. BANKS HAVE CONFIRMED THEY WILL BE OPEN 24/7 AND THE CHASE BANK ON MARKET STREET HAS 4 CARS IN THE PARKING LOT—WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA? 4 CARS AND IT’S A MONDAY! HIGH LEVEL CASH IN MEETINGS YOU SEE. THIS CAN POP AT ANY TIME. RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOUR PANTIES ARE IN A WAD THIS MORNING!!

DAN: Well good morning everyone! It’s 10am here in California, that means it’s 1pm on the East Coast, I’m on my third cup of coffee…

TONY: DAN! WE’RE NOT STARTING A CALL. BUT IT IS A GREAT DAY!

FRANK: DELTA REPORTS THAT HIS TV SAYS “SERVICE DISCONNECTED FOR NO PAYMENT. CALL TIME WARNER TO REACTIVATE YOUR SERVICE”. I’M GONNA SING NOW, OK?

another site: Speaking of singing, if you sing the name “Treasury Vault” it has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? GO SINGING! GO VAULTING! GO DINAR!

BULLDOG: Okie is out of the country and sends his wishes.

OKIE: WE ARE CLOSER THAN A BAND AID ON A SCAB.

BULLDOG: WE ARE ON THE LIP OF THE CUP. DONG IS $26.

OKIE: MY SATELLITE PHONE JUST TOLD ME WE ARE APPROACHING $100 PER DINAR IN LAPORTE, IN. IN COUNTRY RV JUST OCCURRED. THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY PREDICTION! NO STUPID QUESTIONS OR I'M OUTTA HERE. NUFF SAID.

BLAINO: I NOW KNOW THAT WHALES ARE CASHING IN. THEY ARE LOPPING A ZERO OFF THE NOTES. COME ON PEOPLE, DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE 1000X RETURN?

HAMMERMAN: Tell the truth Blaino. One zero LOP and we still will make good money with $72 rate.

BLAINO: What are you talking about Hammer? I never said anything about a LOP of a zero! THIS IS AN OFFICIAL another site WARNING…

TERRYK: I just want to say thank you for including me in this roundtable. I am still relevant, right? Anyone? The gazette is in the budget.

JONNYWG: I just received a tweet from Allawi, it has happened BUT DON’T CALL YOUR BANK. (ON PHONE: Hello Wells Fargo, this is Jonnywg… hello? hello?)

FRANK: Would you mind teaching me how to tweet Jonny? It looks fun.

another site: We are all headed toward socialism.

ADAM MONTANA: Use discount code “Socialism” at my site for a discount on my CASH OUT GUIDE everyone!

BULLDOG: OMG, I just got a text. We will only have ½ hour to cash in. Confirmed!

JONNYWG: That can’t be true, with 238 countries RV’ing there’s no way?

DAN: Ummm..How many countries are in the world? Cause I don’t think…

GARY: Well, I THINK WE SHOULD SCHEDULE ANOTHER MEETING SO THAT WE CAN DECIDE ON A DATE TO HAVE THE NEXT MEETING ABOUT DECIDING ON A DATE AND RATE.

DOC: Agreed, We report, you decide.

At this time, the roundtable meeting adjourned, just like the GOI, without any positive results.

---------

This is a follow up to the October 2010 Roundtable which was just as pointless!

That was sort of amusing, but I would have used "CAPITALISM" for a discount code if I was actually at the round table. I wonder why they never invite me? Oh, right! Because I don't announce $22 RVs on Wednesday/Thursday like the rest of the Guru Clown Posse

[GinaG]

Bluebow if I could I would take all your +, and turn them to all -. They is still freedom of speech! If Luigil1 wants to bring over any rumors post it will be up to him.

As I see it this way, blueball's oops! bluebow you have very little post to knock or judge other post here on DV. The world can be cruel at times so

don't make it that much harder. This might have put a smile on his (luigil1) face, and wanted to share it with the DV family. You never know what goes on behind

close doors, or in other person's life. Shame, shame.

[skitealwedrop]

That was sort of amusing, but I would have used "CAPITALISM" for a discount code if I was actually at the round table. I wonder why they never invite me? Oh, right! Because I don't announce $22 RVs on Wednesday/Thursday like the rest of the Guru Clown Posse

Exactly. To be honest I'm over the bullshit posts that are brought over from other forums. I think that there are many that have made a mockery of this investment. I'm here to learn and hopefully see our investment come to fruition. That's my objective. Thanks for your work AM.

[littlefeet]

That was sort of amusing, but I would have used "CAPITALISM" for a discount code if I was actually at the round table. I wonder why they never invite me? Oh, right! Because I don't announce $22 RVs on Wednesday/Thursday like the rest of the Guru Clown Posse

was that a jab.....it felt like a jab

[DinarThug]

5-2-2012 Intel Guru Okie_Oil_Man -IT WILL BE AROUND 4 PM CENTRAL BEFORE I CAN MAKE "THE" POST OF A LIFETIME...

U Mean That Ur Family Finally Had U Commited And That U Won't Have Computer Privilages .....

[Adam Montana]

Exactly. To be honest I'm over the bullshit posts that are brought over from other forums. I think that there are many that have made a mockery of this investment. I'm here to learn and hopefully see our investment come to fruition. That's my objective. Thanks for your work AM.

You are very welcome.

[/b][/color]

was that a jab.....it felt like a jab

Are you in the GCP?

[littlefeet]

[TQueezy]

This thread was posted at exactly 3:33 PM today. Interesting...

[Texas1]

After reading more Okie, I would love to just throw in the towel. I can't though as it would really upset my wife sitting next to me, especially since its wrapped around my waist.

[skitealwedrop]

You are very welcome.

Are you in the GCP?

What is GCP Adam? You lost me.

[DinarThug]

That was sort of amusing, but I would have used "CAPITALISM" for a discount code if I was actually at the round table. I wonder why they never invite me? Oh, right! Because I don't announce $22 RVs on Wednesday/Thursday like the rest of the Guru Clown Posse

What is GCP Adam? You lost me.

Yo Gangsta Chick ! Its Guru Clown Posse !

:D

[Texas1]

Yo Gangsta Chick ! Its Guru Clown Posse !

:D

OMG, you're so gangster Ted, your white makeup is wearing off.

[qj3]

My god, man....get over it. Stop opening Okie threads if they bother you so much.

You complainers about Okie threads are more annoying than the Okie threads themselves.

I do find it ironic that you would make such a statement and your previous post seemed to be complaining about the same thing. No one takes "guru" intel seriously.

[Hawaii 50]

From another site...

5-2-2012 Intel Guru BWM alignments have not happened yet today... the normal banking alignments happen between 2 and 4 central on wednesday...the expectation is that this is not that type of update...if this happens differently than any other wed okies report might explain it...or it could be all baloney.

5-2-2012 Intel Guru Bulldog75 DETAILS ARE FORTHCOMING WHICH INCLUDES, THOUGH NOT LIMITED TO: CASH-IN SITES, TOLL FREE LOCATION #s FOR BIG 4, ...ESTIMATED 7-8 DAYS FOR HIGH RATES...ALL DETAILS WILL BE REVEALED "AFTER RATE POST" WITHIN THE FOLLOWING TWO HOURS.

5-2-2012 Intel Guru Okie_Oil_Man I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN WHAT WORLD ALIGNMENT TIME IS----IT WILL BE AROUND 4 PM CENTRAL BEFORE I CAN MAKE "THE" POST OF A LIFETIME...AS OF LATEST RECEIVED I WILL BE ABLE TO POST SOMETIME AFTER 4 PM CENTRAL--NOT EXACTLY SURE TO THE MINUTE YET--AWAITING PERMISSION FROM PTB TO POST.

Well it's now 5 PM CST, Chicago time, nothing, nada, zilch.

Why even post this garb? For laughs? The joke has been over for a longtime. Why don't you take your time and find something worth reading.

Edited May 3, 2012 by Hawaii 50

[Sun Devil]

I do find it ironic that you would make such a statement and your previous post seemed to be complaining about the same thing. No one takes "guru" intel seriously.

Nope. That thread I started wasn't a complaint at all. If I could have put a laughing smiley icon in the thread title I would have.

I've never complained about Okie threads. He's comic relief to an investment that makes me pull my hair out most of the time.

[rightsonword]

Other people on the forum do the same thing, but when they do it it's hardy har har.

Keep doing what your doing, Luigi. Haters are going to hate.

[Luigi1]

WTF thought oakie was banned from the computer........

It Is Alive.

[hoosier1470]

If someone is posting rumors on this sit maybe it needs a rumor section.

Oh wait, this is a rumor section.

Good post Luigi

Right section for it too.

I totally agree! Even though we all know that Okie and friends love to make things up, why shoot the messenger? This is indeed the "RUMORS" thread! I dont put any faith in anything these jokers say....but, that is the reason for this section.....entertainment only! If you dont like the rumors...its very easy to pass the rumors on by, and scroll on to the News threads! Thanks for the post! Go RV!

[mightgetlucky]

5-3-2012 Intel Gurus OkieOilMan & Bulldog75 OKIE IS STILL WAITING ON PERMISSION TO MAKE "THE POST". WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN THE CALL WILL COME IN. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY IMMINENT.

Read more: http://www.another site.com/#ixzz1tpAsjYSx

This is like the boy who cried wolf! Enough already. They shoul dbe liable for my blood pressure meds! LOL

[Mongo]

"Luigi, why exactly to you persist in posting the rumours from these gurus without fail when they post you come on here an repost them.?"

Because birds of the same feather flock together....