possum Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Howdy believers its time to party! Two reports, Possum Jr reports that NsA officials told them to put on the smiley face and act like every thing is peaceful and normal in Baghdad. Create a facade that peace and rule of order exist and to welcome business as it flys in on commercial aircraft daily now. Whether the county is ready or not it don't matter and they govt employees are suppose to act like it. Possum started on the bottle early this morning getting that word and drove down the dirt to rode to visit an ole Swedish bud who was in Brazil in the 80's when they RV'ed. Sum it up, the old and new curriencies were used concurrently , mass confusion, newspapers printed daily rates-street hustle and bank rate. Those in the know capitalized on the ignorance of the masses. Have a Happy Party cuzz I'm fixing to slapp azz into hayfield and do the nasty!!!!! Party 8 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 peaceful in baghdad?? possum u sure???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezrapound Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 I think Possum's been hittin the moonshine a little too heavy lately 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Instead of smoking rolls of an unknown substance, I suggest..... eat a pie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlawclg Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 So you and your old sweedish buddy are fixin to slap azz into the hayfield and do the nasty!!!!! Party! Count me in...I'm gonna keep an eye on this guy...he really knows how to party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calkid11 Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 OK so now what ? Looks like we wait some more because possum s sounds like he is getting drunk with his friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra0101 Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Possum is back on the wagon. This is the most he has posted in months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 "Slap Azz in the hay field!" " I have a visual of that and I am not feeling too well!" "Stay thirsty my friends!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amos9:13 Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 lol possum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photoBeard Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Maybe they been in the shrooms............. Or sumtin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 YEP SOUNDS LIKE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsilveira66 Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brbrlocke Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 thanx Don't be shy now..... Around here you've got to scream and shout and let it out. Thanks Possum.... Hope ya got some alka seltzer for that headache this morning. Tell Momma Hi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon29 Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDana Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Bath Salts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cja Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 same ol' possum. just comes on here trying to be a guru like the rest of the liars. then everybody says the same old stuff about possums smoking this or fell off the wagon that. its still not funny. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezrapound Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Debbie Downer! Party of one...your table is now ready.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Ole Possum's got his sexy Dancers lined up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hISKtDWnTXA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon29 Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 same ol' possum. just comes on here trying to be a guru like the rest of the liars. then everybody says the same old stuff about possums smoking this or fell off the wagon that. its still not funny. Blasphemer! You would dare bring a railing accusation against possum The Great?? May a wayward Camel mistake your SUV for his long lost love while you are pulling away for a dinner date! Nobody...NO-BODY 'BRINGS IT' like the possum! Intel and news from hidden sources! possum jr. as boots on the ground with real time reports! Leveraging political figures and putting pressure on Biden, Clinton, and the rest the way Superman would bend steel in his bare hands! One who gives the troops here at home hope with mirth, merry, and good cheer...! You would besmirch him with your 39TH POST?? For shame! Bow now and make your carpet soppy wet with tears that he may forgive and the light of day shine upon thy countenance anew. Forgive possum, FORGIVE, for they know not what they do. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artitech Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Poss just told everyone he hit the bottle early. Didn't even make it to church today! All he had on his mind was slapin azz in that hayfield, while mama watches! Wow! What a way to spend your Sunday Funday! Here ole possum is he's drunk again! with Jr. busy gathering facts in Iraq, there has been team like this since Huntley & Brinkley! Cant wait to meet mama! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cja Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Debbie Downer! Party of one...your table is now ready.... i will gladly take my table of one as long as its not with the rest of the possum followers with their heads up in the clouds dreaming of huge riches and already spending their rv money that they dont have yet. same old spiel from possum. its been going on for like 3 years now. he blows more smoke up peoples asses than okie, and you people follow him around and put him on a pedestal like okie. call me a downer because i might burst your 'rv and get rich' bubble. i call myself a realist willing to explore the possibilities of the rv never happening, a lop, an rd or whatever may come. i dont need to read feel good stories by possum and clan. maybe some of you do to keep the hope train rollin'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezrapound Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Friend, take a chill pill here. Everybody here for the most part accepts that possum is what he is. He brings some jocularity and humor. No one on earth would possibly believe his spiel. That you would seriously think we do here is beyond comprehension. Lighten up...we're trying to have some fun here! Yeah, there's a possibility of all sorts of things happening, but by and large the majority of us believe in this whole heartedly. If you don't, that's your choice. Have at it. I'm just suggesting you look at posts like his in the context in which they are submitted. AS A JOKE!! C'mon. You're among friends here too... i will gladly take my table of one as long as its not with the rest of the possum followers with their heads up in the clouds dreaming of huge riches and already spending their rv money that they dont have yet. same old spiel from possum. its been going on for like 3 years now. he blows more smoke up peoples asses than okie, and you people follow him around and put him on a pedestal like okie. call me a downer because i might burst your 'rv and get rich' bubble. i call myself a realist willing to explore the possibilities of the rv never happening, a lop, an rd or whatever may come. i dont need to read feel good stories by possum and clan. maybe some of you do to keep the hope train rollin'. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Quote Everybody here for the most part accepts that possum is what he is. End Quote A possum, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezrapound Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Quote Everybody here for the most part accepts that possum is what he is. End Quote A possum, right? Exactly. And always remember 2 things: " Iraq never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity" ( Cosmo Zythrobias) and " The wise duck does not wear galoshes in the forest." ( also from Cosmo Zythrobias) Edited July 23, 2013 by ezrapound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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