You Know You're a Dinar Redneck when....Humor

[wishwell11]

While we're waiting, waiting and waiting... thought it would be fun to share how the "Dinar experience" has blended in to some of our everyday lifestyles.

You know You're a "Dinar Redneck" When....

You change your television default wake up timer from the usual 5am to a 4am, and from music to channel 200.. in order to wake up to World Business Today.

When "pumping" becomes part of your vocabulary when disciplining " "Stop begging me is replaced by "Stop pumping me"

When your children ask if you'll be cooking tonight, or will you be on the computer checking for Dinar updates.

[Sinner X]

You know you're a Dinar Redneck when...

...RV no longer makes you think of a camper

...you can name Iraq's Minister of Finance, but no one in the US Treasury

...all your "bookmarked sites" are Dinar related

...you have added a FOREX app on your phone so that you can check it on breaks

...you have set up local time and "Iraq time" on your pc's desk top.

[wishwell11]

LOL Priceless...

no wait, that would be the value of my dinar

Wishwell11

[tommyboy]

While we're waiting, waiting and waiting... thought it would be fun to share how the "Dinar experience" has blended in to some of our everyday lifestyles.

You know You're a "Dinar Redneck" When....

You change your television default wake up timer from the usual 5am to a 4am, and from music to channel 200.. in order to wake up to World Business Today.

When "pumping" becomes part of your vocabulary when disciplining " "Stop begging me is replaced by "Stop pumping me"

When your children ask if you'll be cooking tonight, or will you be on the computer checking for Dinar updates.

Yeh, already did that. Well I'm here, ain't I ?

[puff26]

Dinar Redneck, you got me lol! go now r1/rv

[Dinarius Rucker]

...When you come in from work, and accidentally ask,

"Hey, Baby, what's for Dinar?"

[eisch78]

When your my materialistic blonde wife who struggles adding correct american change at the local starbucks, gives you daily updates on dinar exchange rates and complains about the color usage on the 25k dinar note.

[Robrobb55]

Constantly telling people to "SHOW ME THE LINK".

[Kandi77]

...When you clear all of your guns out of your safe to store some pretty colored Toilet Paper.

[rjboots1]

When you get home from work, and the age-old question, "Hi Honey, how was your day?" is replaced by, "Hi Honey, any news on the dinar?"

[butkus51]

Okay, got the pre-ceding posts out of the way. Now, where is the humor part? Dinar "redneck" doesn't work. Dinaraholic is better - Dinaraphile - Dinarphobia -

Dinarpsychobabbler - Dinardoofus - Dinar Grand High Exaltant Mystic Ruler. Got to go, might miss one of the thousand posts I will read today.

[Pockets]

While talking with your boss about the new email system.. D Daddy instead of Go Daddy... Ooops!

True story happened yesterday! LOL!!

[learning all i can]

1. When your brother calls and ask to speak to: "MS. GURU" instead of sis

2. When brother comes over to see ya and he actually has a big "G" embossed in the middle of his forehead

[Tiffany23]

You you know more about Middle East history and culture than the local 7-11 clerk.

You can recite both the captial gains and income tax codes for foreign currency by heart.

You can name off all the states that don't have state taxes in less than 5 seconds.

You have your local bank manager's home number on speed dial, just incase it RVs in the middle of the night.

[jamaba]

...You follow the seating of the three remaining ministers more closely than the NFL draft.

[Heavyduty053]

When you get home from work, and the age-old question, "Hi Honey, how was your day?" is replaced by, "Hi Honey, any news on the dinar?"

Yeap, this sounds familiar.

[ckh]

You guys are great!

I see myself in all of these!

You forgot one though..., ever see IQD or RV spelled out in the clouds?!?!

[LivingAGr8tLife]

when you're asked "who's your daddy?"

Your respond is "DINAR - No, I mean RV"

[djuggler]

Mine is, Hey honey, are we rich yet?

[dinarokie]

You you know more about Middle East history and culture than the local 7-11 clerk

lol

[jamaba]

...Everytime you read a new rate rumor, you grab for your calculator to figure how much you would make.

[Kandi77]

...Everytime you read a new rate rumor, you grab for your calculator to figure how much you would make.

I'm on my second calculator....i fried the first one!!

[butkus51]

Wishwell - when your initial post is prefaced with the word - Humor, well I gotta tell you that is kind of like saying "I have a source on the condition of not being named". If you have to splain it, it ain't gonna be funny.

[ckh]

Mine is, Hey honey, are we rich yet?

Ha! Ha! I Get That, Too!!

[wishwell11]

Wishwell - when your initial post is prefaced with the word - Humor, well I gotta tell you that is kind of like saying "I have a source on the condition of not being named". If you have to splain it, it ain't gonna be funny.

Well thanks for splaining your insight but I think you've posted that before.

You were here at 11:11 and again at 4:25?

Thanks for playing, but you misinterpreted

Humor was not to imply that I was funny nor to solicit a comedic review. Sorry for the inconvenience, it was not to imply it was worthy of your opening. Humor, however was tagged to divert those from wasting precious time, when they have very important and SERIOUS things to do like reading 1000 posts and submitting off topic critical reviews for a select few.

I'm having fun reading the responses, then a **** Butkus fan subjects me to the likes of a flat coke on a rainy day? Twice?

Judging by the trend of your critical reviews today and off topic responses soliciting good movie discussions, I'm going to wish you a better day tomorrow.

Tossing a bottle of midol and Blockbuster card toward Navy Pier.

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."

GO RV...Go Colts

Wishwell11