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Kandi77

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About Kandi77

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  • Birthday 06/20/1979

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  1. I looked around and couldn't find any current discounts. I tried Adam's from last weeks chat, but it didn't work. I guess that's what I get for procrastinating!!! Thanks
  2. My calculator says the answer is 1!!
  3. The big question is always What hurts worse, that, or a woman's Labor?? In my opinon, it would be the crotch shot, cause Women usually decide after doing it once that they will go through it again. After a guy gets hit there, he is very cautious to make sure it doesn't happen again!!!! :D
  4. A few years ago I went to buy a gift card to a movie theatre. When I got up to the window, I asked the young lady for a $30 dollar gift card and handed her $40 (2 - $20s). She looked at me and said, "I'm sorry, I can't give change for a gift card." I looked at her like she was joking, then she asked if I had the exact amount or if I wanted a $40 dollar gift card. I told her that I no longer wanted a gift card, but asked if she had change for a $20. She said, OK, and handed me 2 - $10s. Then I said, ok, now I'll take a $30 gift card. She got it for me, but it was obvious that she had no idea what had just happened. The people behind me even broke out laughing!! Here's your Sign!!!
  5. That is really amazing!!! If he needs some more leaves I have a whole yard full!!!
  6. HOW TO START A FIGHT: The Unreasonable Mother-in-law One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's when the fight started... ______________________________ The Unreasonable Wife My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Humour-less Wife I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Mis-informed Wife My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Dangeorus Wife When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. ________________________________ The Lazy Wife My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Humourless Husband Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The well rounded Wife My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Soft Husband After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office... She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ The Masochistic Husband My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's when the fight started...
  7. I am confused, it looks to me like gold was around 1290 a month ago, how is it up almost $100 in the last 20 days? Am I missing something?
  8. I got the same warning. I wonder if it has to do with FireFox? That's the browser I use? First time I've ever seen the warning and I've never had a problem, so I just ignored it!
  9. I got the same message when I logged in today. I've never had a problem so I ignored it. Not sure why it came up. I don't think it has to do with my spelling
  10. It's still extrremely slow for me, having to wait 2-3 min to pull up a thread!!
  11. That's cool...an article about one of our own!! Way to go RON!! Even if it is old!
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