You Know You're a Dinar Redneck when....Humor

[MrRich]

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• "Ali" isn't a famous boxer.
  
• Adam Montana is more important than Joe Montana or Hannah Montana
  
• "Okie" doesn't mean somebody from Oklahoma (like me)
  
• "Scooter" doesn't mean a vehicle
  
  

[NMGarand]

... when,after reading all of these posts, you grab a pencil and pocket notebook

and write all these posts down so you won't forget and lose any vital information

for when it rv's.

NMGarand

[Islandgirl7]

...Everytime you read a new rate rumor, you grab for your calculator to figure how much you would make.

5 times a day!!!

[drox]

1. Your financial analyst goes by the name Possum

2. You claim on your resume to speak 2 languages now (English and Google translated Arabic)

3. When you use the letters IMF nowadays they no longer stand for.... "I might've farted". Whereby totally confusing texts you send to friends.

4. You seek to find a gas station that serves only gas refined from Iraqi oil.

5. Your Shrink asks you how your doing and you tell her you are between IRAQ and a hard place right now.

6. You were asked if you cared for watermelon the other day and you said..."Jamal?"

7. You smile in spirit because you're sure you're the richest man in line waiting for this months unemployment check.

8. You have the yacht salesman down the way flustered because each week you come in he thinks he just made a big sale.

9. You named your dog "Shabs" and his favorite stick "RV". Need I say more?

I better stop there....

[roxyredhead]

1. Your financial analyst goes by the name Possum

2. You claim on your resume to speak 2 languages now (English and Google translated Arabic)

3. When you use the letters IMF nowadays they no longer stand for.... "I might've farted". Whereby totally confusing texts you send to friends.

4. You seek to find a gas station that serves only gas refined from Iraqi oil.

5. Your Shrink asks you how your doing and you tell her you are between IRAQ and a hard place right now.

6. You were asked if you cared for watermelon the other day and you said..."Jamal?"

7. You smile in spirit because you're sure you're the richest man in line waiting for this months unemployment check.

8. You have the yacht salesman down the way flustered because each week you come in he thinks he just made a big sale.

9. You named your dog "Shabs" and his favorite stick "RV". Need I say more?

I better stop there....

These are good!!!

[venetia]

You live in England but suddenly realise that for the last 4 months you no longer live by London time and spend most of your night talking to people with an American accent and most of your day waiting for the same people to wake up!!

[4given2]

You might be a Dinar redneck if;

when your at the gym, inbetween sets you have to check your BB to see if anyone has posted anything new.

[Islandgirl7]

You might be a Dinar redneck if;

when your at the gym, inbetween sets you have to check your BB to see if anyone has posted anything new.

OMG..Have you been in my gym??

[4given2]

OMG..Have you been in my gym??

Ha! no I dont think so lately. I had a vacation home in Jacksonville right off Atlantic Blvd and I would frequent the World gym there. But, this morning was plain old Ohio and I even had a guy ask me to spot him and I said; "give me a minute, im posting on a Din.....well nevermind, you wouldnt understand".

We are soooooo lame!!!!!!!!!!

[Islandgirl7]

Ha! no I dont think so lately. I had a vacation home in Jacksonville right off Atlantic Blvd and I would frequent the World gym there. But, this morning was plain old Ohio and I even had a guy ask me to spot him and I said; "give me a minute, im posting on a Din.....well nevermind, you wouldnt understand".

We are soooooo lame!!!!!!!!!!

But sooooo funny!!!!

[Patty B]

When your new BFF's are Adam Montana, Pleasant Valley Sunday, K98nights,

Mr. Rich, Scooter, Riley, Vizioiraqi, BanG, and Smee!

(and you miss them when they don't post!)

[4given2]

When your new BFF's are Adam Montana, Pleasant Valley Sunday, K98nights,

Mr. Rich, Scooter, Riley, Vizioiraqi, BanG, and Smee!

(and you miss them when they don't post!)

Right on Patty!!!!