Silly Smiles

[nstoolman1]

       

     

 

  

 

  

 

  

Edited April 9, 2017 by nstoolman1

[Markinsa]

 

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[Shabibilicious]

19 minutes ago, Markinsa said:

 

If you look closely at the sign on the wall......there's a New Jersey Law protecting "horse play" at this equine facility.....Zippidy Do Dah.  

GO RV, then BV

[moose 57]

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[nstoolman1]

 An Alaskan Tale (where life is tough & humor is dark)

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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"



The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

[moose 57]

h.a.n.d.

[moose 57]

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[pattyangel]

[nannab]

Or the coffee table last Sunday morning.   Good to see you around Pattyangel.

I hope all is well with you.

[pattyangel]

 Especially with a computer system that want to help with your issues. 

[pattyangel]

5 minutes ago, nannab said:

Or the coffee table last Sunday morning.   Good to see you around Pattyangel.

I hope all is well with you.

Yes, many toe banging tragedies for me...can really bring tears and or a few word that's not even in the book.  Doing fine, just a tad busy with my Mother.  Thank you for asking, your a sweetie!!!!

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Hold on, I got this...

 

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Yes...I admit it!!! 

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True!