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Why Men Are Happier Than Women...

mrparrot

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Men Are Just Happy People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $15,000.

Tux rental-$150.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier...

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I gave you a plus Parrot. Most women create drama when life can be so simple. My best friends and favorite clients are males. I'm close to my father and my step dad. I think that men are far more rational and easier to deal with personally and professionally.

That's my perspective.

Sorry that I interjected my thoughts when I wasn't invited. I couldn't keep my fingers off the keyboard.

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I gave you a plus Parrot. Most women create drama when life can be so simple. My best friends and favorite clients are males. I'm close to my father and my step dad. I think that men are far more rational and easier to deal with personally and professionally.

That's my perspective.

Sorry that I interjected my thoughts when I wasn't invited. I couldn't keep my fingers off the keyboard.

Ditto! I much prefer the company of men. I always have and suspect I always will. My dad was the example by which I chose the men in my life and my male clients were always easier to deal with. Fortunately I spent 34 years with Neil, my soul mate, and definitely a male, who understood my gravitating towards men. We even shared friends.

And that's my perspective ... hahaha

:)

smee2

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And to think that after all that, my wife never complains about any of it, and still puts all the others I've dated to utter shame....a truly remarkable fox....

Thegente, I love how you edify your wife, not only in this thread but in others, I think that is just wonderful. Edifying each other is true love. ;)

Carlablum, I meant to even you out but my finger slip and I negged you instead. Sorry. :unsure: I don't know why they would neg you in the first place.

Someone help even her out.

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Thegente, I love how you edify your wife, not only in this thread but in others, I think that is just wonderful. Edifying each other is true love. ;)

Carlablum, I meant to even you out but my finger slip and I negged you instead. Sorry. :unsure: I don't know why they would neg you in the first place.

Someone help even her out.

I fixed one of the negs... BTW, I love how thegente speaks of his wife also, I am sure she knows what a gem she has!

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I have to say that I truly love to make my wonderful hubbie happywub.gif And that most of my closest friends in my life have been men.

Hats off to the men in the world!tip_hat.gifBut I have to say I got a chuckle out of your post Bamacool.gif

Thanks for evening me out Pattyangel and Bamagirl. emot-hug.gif

Carlasmile.gif

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Lol... men are only happy when we women allow it!! JK

LOL yeah some times!

Well…I can’t honesty argue with any of the points mentioned…but, women aren’t the only ones that have to deal with their little insecurities.

Case in point:

france.jpg

;)

WTH is Mrs Barry wearing, a wrinkled bath robe? And yes it does make her a$$ look fat....

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Ditto! I much prefer the company of men. I always have and suspect I always will. My dad was the example by which I chose the men in my life and my male clients were always easier to deal with. Fortunately I spent 34 years with Neil, my soul mate, and definitely a male, who understood my gravitating towards men. We even shared friends.

And that's my perspective ... hahaha

:)

smee2

Once again another great post Smee. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with the members. :D

Well…I can’t honesty argue with any of the points mentioned…but, women aren’t the only ones that have to deal with their little insecurities.

Case in point:

france.jpg

;)

Be nice Swan. I know you have it in you. :peace:

I Love Men. :D

I do too. :D Looks like you, me and Smee are on the same page.

Sorry that the women hijacked your thread guys.

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Lol...with 460 views, all of us guys are watching to see

what the ladies have to say.....The title was surely meant

to attract your opinion......In a clever ruse to see what is

possible for guys to get away with.

Brilliant MrParrot ;)

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