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Top Ten Reasons Maliki left Kuwait Early

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zigmeister Newbie

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10. Maliki heard Allawi took his camel to lunch. (Ms C I stole it from you.)

9. Maliki heard Hashimi was sitting at his desk smoking cigars.

8. He left his wallet with 500 million dollar check in it back at Baghdad.

7. His wife called to tell him if he wasn't home for supper she was going shopping.

6. He believes in the motto, "Better get out while the gettin's good."

5. Parliament told him if things went well he could fly the plane home.

4. He was tired of smiling.

3. He was afraid they moved Iraq.

2. He found out the newly discovered oil field bordered Kuwait.

1. Go for it folks..... ;)

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This is a great thread! Thanks for starting it Zig! Great entertainment, posts, and laughs. Much needed fun relief.

Bulldog called and told Maliki that Okie had called the RV again so he needed to get home and take the bread out of the oven before another 3 letter agency and China dropped a bug in the back screens of the banks.

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Clyde, his favorite camel, called and said he was really lonely!

Allawi called and asked him how to adjust his leather desk chair.

Baghdad yacht club called and said his boat sank in the Tigris.

The guy with the picnic table cloth on his head called to remind him about the pork BBQ party back at the airport.

The List called and said they were meeting without him.

Summit planning committee called - questions about place cards for the poker tables.

Summit entertainment committee called - questions about the dance band. and disco lights.

National Meeting Chair called - "are we going to do this or not?"

Saleh called - Shabbs locked him out of the bank.

Shabbs sent him a tweet saying he wanted to push the EZ button tonight!

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He's going to show us infidel dogs that he knows what he's doing, so he jumped on a 747, loaded with Dinar. He will then RV just outside U.S. airspace at $1 even. [to make the conversion speedier] He will fly right into Las Vegas, convert his planeload of money, buy the MGM cash, and turn it into sharia law on the premises. No booze, gambling, adultery, pork, and prayer STRICTLY enforced 5 times a day. All the different depts. will be run by different factions from their country...on the plus side, there'll be some bitchin ****** bars! That'll show us!

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