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  1. pokerplayer

    What Must Abadi Do To Quiet The Rioters?

    Happy Birthday ScaryMary. Hope and I mean really hope you get that RV BD present lol pp
  2. This article is kind of decieving. They are actually voting on 2 more new holidays for them selves. pp
  3. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message
  4. pokerplayer

    Banks Training Testing The System For Two Days.

    I think she is an ATV dealership and has nothing to do with dinar LOL pp
  5. pokerplayer

    Whoa... Must see TV

    I don't even have any words that clearly express what I think about this. For me not knowing what to say is unusual at best. Thxs for sharing pp
  6. pokerplayer

    The Kap Flip-Flops...Talks Float & LOP.

    Hey KB, whats up with the rubys ? Trying to even you out wheb ever I can but I'm bound to run out sooner or later LOL Guess it's your turn to be honoured by the " Red Menace " pp
  7. Great post Syn. I'd love to give you TWO emoji's for that one, with the latter being a laughing one. Found it very funny for some reason. Have a great day my friend. pp
  8. pokerplayer

    Adam Montana Weekly 18 July 2018

    Thxs Adam, just wish this would end so we can all go to stage "B" pp
  9. This seems huge to me. Almost like cleaning house of possible coruption and starting Iraq with a clean slate before moving forward ? Maybe another piece of the puzzle before an RV ? pp
  10. Masoum issued a decree appointing 328 deputies from the previous session to retire Today at 9:40 Wednesday 18 July 2018 - 12:53 PM President Fuad Masoum issued a decree appointing 328 deputies from the previous session to retire. "Members of the House of Representatives are referred to the third parliamentary session to retire," the decree said. The decree also stipulates that "the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the Minister of Finance must implement this." http://translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&hl=en&rurl=www.google.com&sl=ar&tl=en&u=http://almirbad.com/news/view.aspx%3Fcdate%3D21082012%26id%3D2e237f38-1731-4d89-bf7f-1a92c022ab54
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    Questions for Adam Montana 18 July 2018

    I am still puzzled by the loans Iraq keeps getting. Is this a possible Indicator that an RV/RI is a little further away than we/I suspect ? If all it would take is an RV than why the loans ? pp
  12. pokerplayer

    CBI News 07/17/2018

    Wow pitcher, they nailed you to. No worries as I have 10YL's back as well so I have evened you out as well to. pp
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