My new secretary

[Qman]

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!

[chuckray]

dammitt boy !!!!

clicked on the link for the chick--awesome--thanks

[rocketman2010]

Yes I think i could use a little help roundhere

[fnbplanet]

Good thing that tree is there holding her up.

[NevadaSam]

Good thing that tree is there holding her up.

Yes, but, did you notice, the tree was leaning

[ognogerson]

Where Can I Apply? Looks like they need another hand!!!

[roxyredhead]

Qman you are such a kind soul!!!!

[pureau79]

Where Can I Apply? Looks like they need another hand!!!

Or two... or three... man! I bet thar ar sum bak akes frum tihm ta tihm. Moooove over Dolly!

[rope]

Take it easy boys!!!! Won't be long.......... and you'll be able to buy your very own "pair"..........but please in the mean time, keep the drooling to a minimum!!!

[pureau79]

Take it easy boys!!!! Won't be long.......... and you'll be able to buy your very own "pair"..........but please in the mean time, keep the drooling to a minimum!!!

Right... Drooling to the minimum. Dumbfounded to the max. It just makes you wonder if the growth hormones they use in chickens weren't given excessively in some regions. I apologize for my bad behavior and my mouth is now shut.

PS. I just can't believe those were bought. I tried to, but I can't. Why in the world would someone buy... never mind. My mouth is closed.

[rope]

Right... Drooling to the minimum. Dumbfounded to the max. It just makes you wonder if the growth hormones they use in chickens weren't given excessively in some regions. I apologize for my bad behavior and my mouth is now shut.

PS. I just can't believe those were bought. I tried to, but I can't. Why in the world would someone buy... never mind. My mouth is closed.

LOL! Yeah, why would you even want them that big?! I wonder if the airlines charges her for extra carry on????

OK....now my mouth is shut!!!!!

[1rustycoin]

That’s hot, even my lap top froze up. But you want to be careful you could get your brains knocked out or get smothered.

[Tiffany23]

Sorry Lads...but since that picture was taken...I've gotten a breast reduction and changed my hair color. And what do you know, when that happen, my IQ jumped 70 pts!

Can I still show up for work?

Signed,

The REAL Tiffany!

P.S. I've always heard there can NEVER be too much of a good thing...but that picture just about meet it.

Edited March 11, 2011 by Tiffany23

[Cherysh]

Qman...lmao, that was all awesome and just a twist of "not right" all rolled up in one....too funny!

[1rustycoin]

Sorry Lads...but since that picture was taken...I've gotten a breast reduction and changed my hair color. And what do you know, when that happen, my IQ jumped 70 pts!

Can I still show up for work?

Signed,

The REAL Tiffany!

Tiff, you are truly amazing. The reduction looks so much better and I bet your back don’t hurt now.

[imgesing]

Sorry Lads...but since that picture was taken...I've gotten a breast reduction and changed my hair color. And what do you know, when that happen, my IQ jumped 70 pts!

Can I still show up for work?

Signed,

The REAL Tiffany!

P.S. I've always heard there can NEVER be too much of a good thing...but that picture just about meet it.

YOU'RE HIRED... feel free to show up in the same outfit as the pic. LOL (((kidding)))

[NMGarand]

I...I just h-have to ask. Are they loaded?!

NMGarand

[vern]

QMAN--so that is your new sec.? wow---- i was at the movies and i seen her there---- At first my buddy thot it was 2 bald headed guys sitting next to each other--- felt stupid when we found out it was a dollie lookalike--Hey Cherish and Tiff- Hi glad yall showed up. Vern

Hire the girl and see if she can play a piano- and maybe she likes fishing-----She could tuna fish for ya- Vern--ok i,ll quit-

Edited March 11, 2011 by vern

[len]

She reminds me of a situation that happened to a doctor I knew. He was hiring a new receptionist and was interviewing 3 women. He only asked one question.

You count the money at the end of the day and find the drawer $100 over what do you do?

#1: I pocket $50 and tell you the drawer is $50 over

#2 I would keep the $100 because you are rich.

#3 I would tell you the drawer was $100 over.

Guess which on her hired.

The one with the biggest breasts!

Side note Tiff how much weight did you lose with the reduction looks like at least 50 pounds!

[Kandi77]

Boss: I forgot to mention... we do morning exercises, you will be required to do at least 20 Jumping jacks, let's get started!!!!!

[Tiffany23]

The one with the biggest breasts!

Side note Tiff how much weight did you lose with the reduction looks like at least 50 pounds!

Actually, 55 lbs...the left one was 5 lbs heavier! ha ha...you guys are horn doggies!

[tcat1]

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!

Dang! How big is her names?

[Dogmatic1]

All I have to say, is becareful of what you wish for guys! These things don't come with a disclaimer.

It would be a shame, after all this time, when the IQD rv's, that you just bought a perfect crime to be perpetrated towards you, by your faithfully, devoted wife! Just think of all those years she struggled with you and when you both finally hit the big one and rake in all those riches, this may be the way, she'll take you out.

If you don't die from a heartattack, I'm sure smothering will be the method!

All she has to say, "I had no idea, that this would happen!" You would be put in a box, your death certificate will read "accidental death" and she will ride off into the sunset with the pool boy and the money!

[Kandi77]

All I have to say, is becareful of what you wish for guys! These things don't come with a disclaimer.

It would be a shame, after all this time, when the IQD rv's, that you just bought a perfect crime to be perpetrated towards you, by your faithfully, devoted wife! Just think of all those years she struggled with you and when you both finally hit the big one and rake in all those riches, this may be the way, she'll take you out.

If you don't die from a heartattack, I'm sure smothering will be the method!

All she has to say, "I had no idea, that this would happen!" You would be put in a box, your death certificate will read "accidental death" and she will ride off into the sunset with the pool boy and the money!

Do you know my wife???? Sounds like you two have been talking. j/k But what a way to go!!!!

[Dogmatic1]

Do you know my wife???? Sounds like you two have been talking. j/k But what a way to go!!!!

Nope, don't know her! And, I just knew, someone would respond this way!