My new secretary

[vast]

No thanks! High maintenance!

:lol: :lol:

[Kandi77]

Nope, don't know her! And, I just knew, someone would respond this way!

We are predictable aren't we!!!

[Dogmatic1]

We are predictable aren't we!!!

[double_duce_duce]

CALL ME BRA..ILL HELP support THEM..UM HER LOL WITH A JOB LOL

[vern]

My wife just tells people the reason for our success is that we both have keys to the gun cabinet---- when i heard say that i opened the door on the car the house the store the drawers the garage the wallet-- yup i luv her- can ya guess why? and no her name isnt Shelley- Shell for short- Vern

[venetia]

AS WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF EQUALITY AND IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS EVENLY BALANCED ON THIS SITE.......THIS IS FOR TIFFANY, AFERRIS, ROXYREDHEAD, KEBAB33, CHERYSH , DOBMATIC AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD LADIES.....IF YOU DON'T LIKE........DON'T LOOK........

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

ROMEO

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Romeo

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday

TOUCHE QMAN

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[rocketman2010]

There is a Mac Donalds down the street hireing

[vast]

Diversity in the work place is the rage these days!

:D :D

[BanG]

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!

LMAO! Qman at our age we could only look.......ROFL.....Thanks for the early morning laugh I needed that.....Oh and your damn lucky I didn't have a mouth full of coffee too. LOL

[Dogmatic1]

AS WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF EQUALITY AND IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS EVENLY BALANCED ON THIS SITE.......THIS IS FOR TIFFANY, AFERRIS, ROXYREDHEAD, KEBAB33, CHERYSH , DOBMATIC AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD LADIES.....IF YOU DON'T LIKE........DON'T LOOK........

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

ROMEO

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Romeo

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday

TOUCHE QMAN

Read more: http://dinarvets.com.../#ixzz1GMwUZfk0

I've got the perfect job! Pool Boy!

[wood1521]

Much to funny. Good for a broke morning. Those are very uplifting. for the spirit that is. Thanks now my girl friend thinks all i am doing on hear is looking at those things.

[venetia]

LMAO! Qman at our age we could only look.......ROFL.....Thanks for the early morning laugh I needed that.....Oh and your damn lucky I didn't have a mouth full of coffee too. LOL

Come now, Bang...don't they say life begins at 40.......Don't write us middleaged people off just yet.....

I've got the perfect job! Pool Boy!

Ok...I'll give you that....I'll be the life guard.

[Dogmatic1]

Ok...I'll give you that....I'll be the life guard.

NOT AT MY POOL! ...You little vixen, you have always got a comeback!

[venetia]

NOT AT MY POOL! ...You little vixen, you have always got a comeback!

Well I don't know about being a vixon, Dogmatic but I guess I'm pretty fast of the starting block...............by the way, ...........I must apologise for misspelling your name in the first post............I think my hands were trembling in excitement as I was typing

[roxyredhead]

AS WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF EQUALITY AND IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS EVENLY BALANCED ON THIS SITE.......THIS IS FOR TIFFANY, AFERRIS, ROXYREDHEAD, KEBAB33, CHERYSH , DOBMATIC AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD LADIES.....IF YOU DON'T LIKE........DON'T LOOK........

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

ROMEO

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Romeo

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday

TOUCHE QMAN

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Girl, You Rock Now I have to clean up this coffee

[Tiffany23]

Well HELLO pool boy...is that a bottle of sun tan lotion you have in your trunks or are you just happy to see me?

[wishwell11]

Oh Me Oh My!!

Painfully looking closer.. ..I think he might be invested, because he does appear to be looking out at the horizon for the RV..Wait..if I just move over to the right just a little, there now..I'd safely say he is looking right at me.

Wishwelll11 says>>times a wasting... not waiting. ... must get a jump on those "spring chickens".

>>running to call the pool boy to come over and survey the yard for the post RV pool.

[kebab33]

AS WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF EQUALITY AND IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS EVENLY BALANCED ON THIS SITE.......THIS IS FOR TIFFANY, AFERRIS, ROXYREDHEAD, KEBAB33, CHERYSH , DOBMATIC AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD LADIES.....IF YOU DON'T LIKE........DON'T LOOK........

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

ROMEO

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Romeo

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday

TOUCHE QMAN

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well i would have to make him start at the bottom and work hes way up lol

[venetia]

well i would have to make him start at the bottom and work hes way up lol

I'll tell Dave you said that you little devil

[banned]

Sorry Lads...but since that picture was taken...I've gotten a breast reduction and changed my hair color. And what do you know, when that happen, my IQ jumped 70 pts!

Can I still show up for work?

Signed,

The REAL Tiffany!

P.S. I've always heard there can NEVER be too much of a good thing...but that picture just about meet it.

YES you can come and work for me lol

[Islandgirl7]

OMG YOU R 2 FUNNIE...I WOOD HIGHER HIM TOOO!!!

[pureau79]

Oh my GOSH! Hold it ladies... that IS the pool boy, and I really hate to disappoint y'all, but he's ***. I wouldn't have believed it either but my ex-wife's sister was all after him you know and uh uh. Nothing. Women just don't do it for him. She was broken hearted too...

[Islandgirl7]

Oh my GOSH! Hold it ladies... that IS the pool boy, and I really hate to disappoint y'all, but he's ***. I wouldn't have believed it either but my ex-wife's sister was all after him you know and uh uh. Nothing. Women just don't do it for him. She was broken hearted too...

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! It can't be true...unfortunately I believe you..He is a hottie..I'd still let him rub oil on me and since he's **** maybe he'd do my nails, my hair, my laundry and COOK and CLEAN!! ,

[aferriss]

Hello NURSE!!! I feel a fever coming on.

[Kandi77]

Hey venetia, WHERE DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME???????