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rope

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About rope

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    The Poor House
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    Our children, horses, dogs, fixing up our home/property.

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  1. Ha ha ha......thanks for the good chuckle
  2. Thank You for your dedication, you are the BEST!!!!! Your efforts are appreciated more than words can convey! Rope
  3. I miss having the "What's New" button. Or am over looking it? Once we get used to it.....Im sure we'll love it...eh?
  4. Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?” “Moses,” said the bird. “That’s a dumb
  5. Everyone.......please be careful.............. Spring time is around the corner. Mama rattlers will be emerging with newly hatched young. They seek warm sunshine to lay in and nurse their young. Watch your dogs and children. They become aggressive and will chase you.
  6. I just read that Bush dropped out.......we shall see......
  7. George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finish
  8. Prayers for a speedy recovery........take care, behave & God Bless! Rope
  9. I'll bet there is a smart ass fish making faces at him......."sorry sucker' can't get me now"!!!!!
  10. A $50 LESSON: Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said..."But you
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