Starrider Posted October 10, 2019 Author Report Share Starr 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boosterbglee Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Trick or Treat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cws Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share 3 hours ago, Starrider said: Starr apparently has made several attempts and fried his brains. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karsten Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Best Response to a Robocaller. https://famguardian.org/Subjects/PropertyPrivacy/Articles/Tom_Mabe.mp4 Karsten 2 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Absolutely hysterical!!! Thank you Karsten 7 hours ago, Karsten said: Best Response to a Robocaller. https://famguardian.org/Subjects/PropertyPrivacy/Articles/Tom_Mabe.mp4 Karsten 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 21, 2019 Author Report Share Starr 2 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starrider Posted October 21, 2019 Author Report Share Starr 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 22, 2019 Author Report Share Using the Ex's socks of course Starr 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 22, 2019 Author Report Share Starr 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Here ya go Starrider, thought you might like this one 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 23, 2019 Author Report Share (edited) 1 hour ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: Here ya go Starrider, thought you might like this one Thank you + nice looking pups there Starr Edited October 23, 2019 by Starrider 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 24, 2019 Author Report Share This really happened about 5 years ago Starr 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted October 24, 2019 Author Report Share Sorry Schitt Starr 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Two guys are walking through the woods and come across a big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is." They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise. "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep. Throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise. "They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait, and wait. Nothing. They look at each other in amazement. One guy gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey, over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's gotta make some noise." The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished with what they've just seen.. Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over."Hey, you two guys seen my goat out here?" "You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!" "Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been mine. My goat was chained to a railroad tie." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share The Georgia Line Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, Sarge, why did you stop?” The sarge replied, “Forget it, he’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Eternal Youth The police recently arrested a man selling “secret formula” tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files, they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal, medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Future Soulmate A lonely kayaker wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone that doesn’t meet his standard. He described what his future soulmate should be like: the young lady must be cute, short, enjoys cold water and paddling. A couple of weeks later he received the following in the mail: 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share The Wedding Ceremony Hitch At a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. He proclaimed it was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman, carrying a child. She began walking slowly down the center aisle, towards the minister. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?" There was absolute silence in the church, then the woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back rows." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share A teaching moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Dedicated to "Shotgun Joe" 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share On 10/23/2019 at 5:21 PM, Starrider said: Thank you + nice looking pups there Starr Well not me but my mom says I am a cutie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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