Smokey Mtn. Dinar

I got so sick of getting those spam calls, that I just stopped answering my phone. It was the house phone, and if I didn't recognize the number, I wouldn't answer it. We finally just disconnected the house phone about 2 months ago. When these spam calls started years ago, I used to have fun with them. I used to answer the phone with things that would make them quit calling. One of my favorites was: "City morgue; you stab 'um, we slab 'um" I had one or two others I would say, but I can't remember them now. 🤔

WELL, imagine that!!!! A politician who kept his word! 😮 COME ON RV!!!!!

Don't mess with "old" ladies. We can surprise you, and hurt you in unthinkable, and unspeakable ways! BTW, I ain't "THAT" old! 😉

My hubby grew up on the head of Spring Creek! We went through Hot Springs yesterday.

Here in Waynesville, NC it is currently 42 degrees. HOWEVER, by Tuesday night when it gets REALLY COLD, they are calling for us to have a low of 7! 😮 Wind chills will be well below zero. Also, we could see an inch of snow. Here in the mountains, it will be our second snow this season. These Smoky Mountains can get snow when no one else does! We are ready for it though. My husband has already gotten us plenty of fire wood. So bring it on! ❄️

Southern American English, and Pig-Latin

I like what I heard a preacher say last Sunday. We will have "global warming". BUT not man's version of global warming. Instead it will be GOD's version of global warming, and it will be very different than what man thinks!

Found this on Face Book 😄 If I shouldn't post it here, please move it to where it needs to go.

I don't know what to think either. At this point, we could all be considered experts on Iraqi Government BS. 💩 I just want this to be over ASAP!

stanleypower, I think everyone is getting tired of the "hurry up and wait" vacuum we have been in for YEARS!!! We all need a break now and then. Hopefully this thing won't last much longer. I refuse to even read the news in the news section anymore. I get my updates here. If you notice, in the news section, they will use OLD articles from years ago. They might update the title, but not the read, and just add new news to the old posts. I would just rather see new topics started. I will probably even get blasted for even daring to mention it here. 🙄 Oh well. Let's hope we are at the end of this thing.

Get Well QUICKLY!

I think that if they can't pass anything in a "7 days in a row" session, maybe we should do a public service and help them out. Send them a ship load of of Ex-Lax. SOMETHING will DEFINITELY get passed! 🐪 💩

I wish the United States would blow Yemen AND Iran off the map. That is the ONLY THING, IMHO, that will ever bring a little peace to middle east.

HEY CHUCK FINLEY I FOUND YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER CHUCK WOOLERY

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