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Actually I think there was a GHOST that pushed her! 👻

I remember the assassination of President Kennedy very well. It happened just days before my 4th birthday, but I remember it so well, because we lived in Washington, D.C. at the time. My youngest sister was just 6 days old. She had just come home from the hospital the day before.

If this one is too offensive, I apologize. I will understand if you delete this one. But it is too funny.

Or could it just mean that you have been a good boy during the corona crisis, and have over washed your hands? Maybe they have just dried out and need some lotion! NAW! I like the "money is coming" belief better! COME ON RV!!!

I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up...I guess the Murder Hornets will have to wait until this fall...

TRUTH!

From the movie "Tremors"

Truthfully, I found that on Facebook. I DON'T drink. Except my own homemade Sweet Ice Tea. That is known as "The table wine of the south" .

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬 The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it 😝.....pull myself together!! Copy and pasted 👍 I hope it made you smile 😁