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Smokey Mtn. Dinar

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  1. Hey wealthhound, ya need to update the info under your name. It indicates you are in Colorado. 😉 🙂
  2. We helped our daughter move back home this afternoon. When I got off the interstate, close to my home, I had my low fuel light on. Made it to the gas station, only to find a long line, and long wait. So I came on home. Low fuel light indicated I could only go another 24 miles before running out. That was around 7 PM this evening. Just before 10 PM, I called back out to see if they still had gas. The do. Premium ONLY. But the price is only $2.99 a gallon. With gas prices spiking lately, Premium gas has been over $3 dollars per gallon. Hubby went out there and was able to get some gas. There a
  3. My daughter just had a friend post on FB that he saw a fuel truck being escorted by the State Highway Patrol!
  4. I am here in western NC and we have gas lines, and stations already running out. Here is something I found on Face Book.
  5. I don't know if he did or not. But I wouldn't be surprised if he did. Also, it IS funny! 🙂
  6. Young Boudreaux fell into a coma after a car accident on the interstate and was brought to the hospital. The family thought he was dead, but he opened his eyes and saw Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux asked him, "How did it feel to be dead cher?" "Dead?!" exclaimed Boudreaux. "I wasn't dead, and I knew I wasn't dead because my feet were cold and I was hungry me." "But how could you know for sure you wasn't dead?" asked Thibodeaux. "Mais'', replied Boudreaux, "I knew if I was in heaven, I wouldn't be hungry. And if I was in da other place, my feet wouldn't be
  7. Montana is cancelling unemployment because of a workforce shortage. What a marvel idea!
  8. My wife and I went to the auction in Danville yesterday and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You
  9. Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! W
  10. So true. I have a good friend who is a pedal steel player in Texas, and he had to work a "regular" job to support his "Music Habit". 😉
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