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57 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

OK, just a little info for those that are not that familiar with "Over-the Road" trucking. My son was an over the road trucker for about 10 - 12 years. So I've learned a lot from him.  There are certain trucking companies you just don't want to work for. 

 

 

Ain't that the truth. 

 

SWIFT 

Slow 

White 

Truck 

In 

Fast 

Traffic 

 

SWIFT 

Stop Whining I'm Fxxxing Trying. 

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38 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

[Markinsa]

7 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

 

His name is Darryl.

https://streamable.com/10vr1

 

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1 hour ago, Markinsa said:

 

His name is Darryl.

https://streamable.com/10vr1

 

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For me the funny thing about naming him Daryl, is I have a brother-in-law named Daryl. Only he spells his name Darrel. So now I laugh when I see the commercial. To my brother-in-law's credit, he doesn't look anything like the Daryl in the commercial. 🙂 

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1 minute ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

 

 

For me the funny thing about naming him Daryl, is I have a brother-in-law named Daryl. Only he spells his name Darrel. So now I laugh when I see the commercial. To my brother-in-law's credit, he doesn't look anything like the Daryl in the commercial. 🙂 

 

But does he have the same charming personality?

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Just now, Markinsa said:

 

But does he have the same charming personality?

 

Hmmmm   Huh, yeah!   Hey, my brother in law, drives/delivers for Budweiser. Nuff said. 

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22 hours ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said:

Ain't that the truth. 

 

SWIFT 

Slow 

White 

Truck 

In 

Fast 

Traffic 

 

SWIFT 

Stop Whining I'm Fxxxing Trying. 

 

 

  LGD, my son has some other sayings for SWIFT, but they are NOT reprintable here!       And I'm SURE you have heard them. I would think that all you truckers know them. 

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Found this on Face Book, and someone posted the comment/sarcasm  "I wander if you eat it will it still taste like steak? Or will it taste like chicken! "

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Yep! It was 35 degrees here this morning!

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Yep!  

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9 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

 

 

 

Yep!  

Enjoy!  Wisconsin had it all first this past week. 

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I was at the checkout of a local Walmart.
The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she
had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and
knew what she was doing, and she returned the money again.
I gave her the money back -- same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

I walked into a Starbucks with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.'
"They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said,
"so I guess they're both free."
She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,
when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north; because, he explained,
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,
and has for sometime; she shook her head and said,
"Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

 

They Walk Among Us!! .....

 

 

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

My friends and I went out to buy beer and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The cashier multiplied two times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount.

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
so I went to the lost luggage office and
told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
So I replied, "No Ma'am, The Pilot told us we're circling the airport, 3rd in line to land" .....

 

They Walk Among Us! .....

 

 

While working at a pizza place, I observed
a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into four pieces or six..
He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into four pieces.
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces."

Yep, they walk among us.... bless their hearts 😊😊😊

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And they vote too.

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Potatoes

Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

 

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.

 

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

 

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

 

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out

For the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...

 

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

 

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

 

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

 

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he is just.......

 

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