nstoolman1 Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light.", he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie. "What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie, "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink,or turn on the light, I sh** my pants." He got the job. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coorslite21 Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share 25 minutes ago, Starrider said: Starr Can anyone be that busy? Did you ever complete the move?.... CL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted June 10, 2021 Author Report Share 4 minutes ago, coorslite21 said: Can anyone be that busy? Did you ever complete the move?.... CL Yes I'm in Fl now Starr 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coorslite21 Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Just now, Starrider said: Yes I'm in Fl now Starr Very happy that worked out for you despite all the uncertainty caused by the covid crap and challenges......😀 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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md11fr8dawg Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share I believe that is a bulbous headed shroom. Not sure it is edible!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coorslite21 Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share 2 hours ago, Starrider said: Starr I believe that is an Oral Pleasure mushroom.....they can pop up at any time of the day.... but are more of an evening variety..... As with any unknown mushroom variety.....becareful what you do with it......CL....😮 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cws Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share 16 hours ago, Starrider said: Starr The AMC stock or BTC must have paid off. 🌝 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share 16 hours ago, Starrider said: Starr I would not mind having my bathroom look like this myself ! pp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cws Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share 14 minutes ago, cws said: The AMC stock or BTC must have paid off. 🌝 11 minutes ago, pokerplayer said: I would not mind having my bathroom look like this myself ! pp HODL and to the moon!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share 18 hours ago, Starrider said: Starr I was reading this Topic today at work, and I wasn't very happy about having this pop up on my screen. I know you guys really don't care, but please show some restraint. . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmax Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share On 6/10/2021 at 6:27 AM, Starrider said: Starr Ouch! Can’t she just lick it around the edges. 🤪 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmax Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share On 6/10/2021 at 6:55 AM, Starrider said: Starr oh S4!t… with a 65 acre farm I’ll keep the club and use the backhoe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Just cause school's out, don't mean have to stop learnin' 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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