Mommas Monday evening RV

[labdog]

My mommas so fat she works in a circus as a ..... you guessed it, a clown and they use her dress for the tent. She says that while on a date with the Thug ( Another reliable clown ) that he insisted that we would see a Monday RV.

Believe her, because if she dates dates a clown it doesn't get anymore reliable than that! Apparently he says the rate will be .10 at the start because another clown told him. He also believes in a floating currency after an RV because

the bearded lady said so. By the way he also bought options on Ebay for future dinar prices so I hope he cash's in on monday before his options expire worthless on October first. I think my Mom said the ringmaster sold him the options who,

by the way is also dating my Mom. It really sucks to be a clown!

[mr john]

And you of all people should know what it is to be a clown.

[DinarThug]

By the way he also bought options on Ebay for future dinar prices so I hope he cash's in on monday before his options expire worthless on October first.

Btw, Don't Knock It ! I'm Playing With The House's Money !

Last Year My Swami Tipped Me Off Just Before It Went Up 4 Pips !

And I Boldly Bought Futures On A Single 1 Thousand Dinar Note So ...... Oh Well, U Do The Math !

[BJinMontreal]

Btw, Don't Knock It ! I'm Playing With The House's Money !

Last Year My Swami Tipped Me Off Just Before It Went Up 4 Pips !

And I Boldly Bought Futures On A Single 1 Thousand Dinar Note So ...... Oh Well, U Do The Math !

Okay ... let me see ...

1 guzinta ... ... shhhhh ... I'm tryin' ta think ... now ... 1 guzinta ...

Well Gollee Miz. Hathaway ... it's THAT much ...

[DinarThug]

Okay ... let me see ...

1 guzinta ... ... shhhhh ... I'm tryin' ta think ... now ... 1 guzinta ...

LMFAO !

Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference !

Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In !

[rsskelton]

LMFAO !

Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference !

Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In !

Wellllllllll doggies!!!!

[TAV]

Since we talk'n bout mommas, here is a your momma joke:

Your momma is so dumb, that when they told her it was chilli outside, she went into the house and got a bowl.

[physicsteach]

Seems we can find nothing better to write about?

[fnbplanet]

Wonder if they're settin' to remove those triple-naughts.....

[captl1]

LMFAO !

Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference !

Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In !

Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond.

[Old Guy]

Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond.

You left out The Critters, Hog Innards, Roots and Yarbs!

Good Things To All!

[King Bean]

Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond.

Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.

Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.

Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.

Ooooooh doggies !!!

[rico1]

<br />LMFAO ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <br /><br />Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <br /><br /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /><br /><br />Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /><br />

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And I'm going to buy a house next to his in Beverly Hills with a big cement pond in the back.

[NMGarand]

And here I was considering buying that outfit on t'other side of the Clampett place and then installing a squirrel feeder

in the bushes on the back side of that pond at the far end against the hill, aaannd fill the pond up with some southern crude.

You know, so that we'uns could sight in our guns before we load up that Model-T version of the stretch Hummer( I don't know

but I've heard it called a deuce and a half truck) just before the start of hunting season. But, that's just me. Post RV

NMGarand

[geman]

You left out The Critters, Hog Innards, Roots and Yarbs!

Good Things To All!

well the first thing ya know ol Jeds a millionaire.

[jackster]

And here I was considering buying that outfit on t'other side of the Clampett place and then installing a squirrel feeder

in the bushes on the back side of that pond at the far end against the hill, aaannd fill the pond up with some southern crude.

You know, so that we'uns could sight in our guns before we load up that Model-T version of the stretch Hummer( I don't know

but I've heard it called a deuce and a half truck) just before the start of hunting season. But, that's just me. Post RV

NMGarand

If ya cook it right, squirrel is good eatin'. I know that fer a fact.

[SnowGlobe7]

Tastes like chicken...lol

[SnowGlobe7]

Tastes like chicken...lol

[umbertino]

Labdog.... I'm sorry for all the negs.... I guess you met with a "Swing" Crowd .... They swing in plusing or negging depending on the poster... If the exact or almost exact same post would have been written by somebody else , many would have laughed, enjoyed and plused said post as tho there's no tomorrow.

Happens, I'm told.

[Mustang gt]

Wellllllllll doggies!!!!

Dumb ole Ellie Mae!

[labdog]

Maybe I should become a VIP!