labdog Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 My mommas so fat she works in a circus as a ..... you guessed it, a clown and they use her dress for the tent. She says that while on a date with the Thug ( Another reliable clown ) that he insisted that we would see a Monday RV. Believe her, because if she dates dates a clown it doesn't get anymore reliable than that! Apparently he says the rate will be .10 at the start because another clown told him. He also believes in a floating currency after an RV because the bearded lady said so. By the way he also bought options on Ebay for future dinar prices so I hope he cash's in on monday before his options expire worthless on October first. I think my Mom said the ringmaster sold him the options who, by the way is also dating my Mom. It really sucks to be a clown! 6 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr john Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 And you of all people should know what it is to be a clown. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 By the way he also bought options on Ebay for future dinar prices so I hope he cash's in on monday before his options expire worthless on October first. Btw, Don't Knock It ! I'm Playing With The House's Money ! Last Year My Swami Tipped Me Off Just Before It Went Up 4 Pips ! And I Boldly Bought Futures On A Single 1 Thousand Dinar Note So ...... Oh Well, U Do The Math ! 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Btw, Don't Knock It ! I'm Playing With The House's Money ! Last Year My Swami Tipped Me Off Just Before It Went Up 4 Pips ! And I Boldly Bought Futures On A Single 1 Thousand Dinar Note So ...... Oh Well, U Do The Math ! Okay ... let me see ... 1 guzinta ... ... shhhhh ... I'm tryin' ta think ... now ... 1 guzinta ... Well Gollee Miz. Hathaway ... it's THAT much ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Okay ... let me see ... 1 guzinta ... ... shhhhh ... I'm tryin' ta think ... now ... 1 guzinta ... LMFAO ! Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference ! Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In ! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsskelton Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 LMFAO ! Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference ! Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In ! Wellllllllll doggies!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAV Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Since we talk'n bout mommas, here is a your momma joke: Your momma is so dumb, that when they told her it was chilli outside, she went into the house and got a bowl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physicsteach Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Seems we can find nothing better to write about? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fnbplanet Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Wonder if they're settin' to remove those triple-naughts..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 LMFAO ! Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference ! Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In ! Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Guy Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond. You left out The Critters, Hog Innards, Roots and Yarbs! Good Things To All! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bean Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Might as well throw my name in the hat .... Don't forget Jane Hathaway, Ellie Mae, Granny, and Uncle Jed.....and the Cement Pond. Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again. Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back. Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons. Ooooooh doggies !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico1 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 <br />LMFAO ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <br /><br />Btw, U + I And Probably Only About A Dozen Other Peeps On This Site Are The Only Mofo's Old Enough To Know A Beverly Hillbillies Reference ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <br /><br /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /><br /><br />Incidentally Mr. Drysdale Will Be My Personal Banker At Cash In ! <img src='http://dinarvets.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /><br /><br /><br /><br />And I'm going to buy a house next to his in Beverly Hills with a big cement pond in the back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMGarand Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 And here I was considering buying that outfit on t'other side of the Clampett place and then installing a squirrel feeder in the bushes on the back side of that pond at the far end against the hill, aaannd fill the pond up with some southern crude. You know, so that we'uns could sight in our guns before we load up that Model-T version of the stretch Hummer( I don't know but I've heard it called a deuce and a half truck) just before the start of hunting season. But, that's just me. Post RV NMGarand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geman Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 You left out The Critters, Hog Innards, Roots and Yarbs! Good Things To All! well the first thing ya know ol Jeds a millionaire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackster Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 And here I was considering buying that outfit on t'other side of the Clampett place and then installing a squirrel feeder in the bushes on the back side of that pond at the far end against the hill, aaannd fill the pond up with some southern crude. You know, so that we'uns could sight in our guns before we load up that Model-T version of the stretch Hummer( I don't know but I've heard it called a deuce and a half truck) just before the start of hunting season. But, that's just me. Post RV NMGarand If ya cook it right, squirrel is good eatin'. I know that fer a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tastes like chicken...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Tastes like chicken...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Labdog.... I'm sorry for all the negs.... I guess you met with a "Swing" Crowd .... They swing in plusing or negging depending on the poster... If the exact or almost exact same post would have been written by somebody else , many would have laughed, enjoyed and plused said post as tho there's no tomorrow. Happens, I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang gt Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Wellllllllll doggies!!!! Dumb ole Ellie Mae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labdog Posted September 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Maybe I should become a VIP! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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