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cisole
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Fellow DV members! As Adam has said it's Ramadan... and we know these darn Iraqis need to RV... but where is the great news?! I think we should do something fun, like a contest! Who would be interes

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The Version I Heard is .... A Pink Pig Walked Into a Boar ...... And says - Hey, Can I Borrow ur Computer ? It's My 1st Day on the Job as a New Mod but some Clown keeps Spamming Me !

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Already got one How about a freezer full of pork chops?

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In anticipation of a porcine contest I submit a 'lay down misere' play.

Cisole this is for other boars and does not apply to you. You are the pigture pigfect pink piggy! ^_^

20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar!

1. They always hog up all the conversation.

2. They tell boaring stories.

3. They make up pig tails.

4. They act like hogs when they eat.

5. They pig out at all hours of the day and night.

6. They prefer riding piggy back to walking.

7. They tend to pork out as they get older.

8. They always want their pigtures taken.

9. They think they are pigture perfect.

10. They boar you to death.

11. They tend to be pig headed.

12. They think every day is a pignic.

13. They always want to play "this little piggy went to market".

14. They pig all the good wallowing spots for themselves.

15. They are notoriously known to be squealers.

16. They hate grunt work.

17. They always hog up the bed.

18. They eat all the Hog n danz ice cream.

19. They usually have too many pen pals.

20. They always want to be kissed and hogged.

On the other hand post RV and the “Swine and Cheese” party at the ‘pig-nic’ table you can high tail it out of there by ‘Chewsin’ a cheap ‘airloin’ like ‘Pan Ham’. :P Barrow a sowtcase from Mudder and Fodder. You’ll have to pass through ‘mudel detectors’ for ‘sowcurity’. :D Pray and hope for swill weather with no ‘turbulinks’. Remember to hold hams during take-off. Don’t eat any unsowvory airloin food. Root, holler and squeal when the plane lands safely….don’t feel gilty though! :lol: Then you can grab your barrow and pork the automosqueal in the overnite lot.

When things settle down you could open a chain of Laundromats for pigs called …. “The HogWash”, but remember to do your ‘hamwork’ first….I don’t want to fetch some oinkment to fix you up. :rolleyes: If you partner up with an actor you’d be a real ham but it might be hard to decipher what the pigment! :( Together you could ‘sing a song of pig-puns, pocket full of wry’ as the “New pigs on the block”…. Kinda like Pigs in Paradise. You could make new movies such as ‘Natural born Grillers’; Pork fiction; Smoked encounters of the third Swine; GroundHog day; SwindlersList ; Pigs in space; The Hogfather . :blink: Then you had better join the ‘Church of Swinetology’ for safety or go for a walk in the pork before eating at the ‘Best little Boarhouse in Memphis’; Hog Rock café; The Boardello; Grills gone wild; The Grill Sargents; Dr Frank-N-Swine; Pig Newton; Rib ticklers or Squeals on Wheels….There’s a litter of troughs to put your snout-inn. :drool:

Afterwards you can wallow or roll around and meet the likes of Adolf Pigler; Osama pig Laden; Brad Pig; Hamlet; Sir Oinksalot; Rumpled Pigskin; Pigmalion and HedgeHog (the cactus of the animal kingdom). Then it’s off to the Church of the Holy Swine home of the Sacred Sow and Great Hog. :woot::shakehead:

Enuff said!

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In anticipation of a porcine contest I submit a 'lay down misere' play.

Cisole this is for other boars and does not apply to you. You are the pigture pigfect pink piggy! ^_^

20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar!

1. They always hog up all the conversation.

2. They tell boaring stories.

3. They make up pig tails.

4. They act like hogs when they eat.

5. They pig out at all hours of the day and night.

6. They prefer riding piggy back to walking.

7. They tend to pork out as they get older.

8. They always want their pigtures taken.

9. They think they are pigture perfect.

10. They boar you to death.

11. They tend to be pig headed.

12. They think every day is a pignic.

13. They always want to play "this little piggy went to market".

14. They pig all the good wallowing spots for themselves.

15. They are notoriously known to be squealers.

16. They hate grunt work.

17. They always hog up the bed.

18. They eat all the Hog n danz ice cream.

19. They usually have too many pen pals.

20. They always want to be kissed and hogged.

On the other hand post RV and the “Swine and Cheese” party at the ‘pig-nic’ table you can high tail it out of there by ‘Chewsin’ a cheap ‘airloin’ like ‘Pan Ham’. :P Barrow a sowtcase from Mudder and Fodder. You’ll have to pass through ‘mudel detectors’ for ‘sowcurity’. :D Pray and hope for swill weather with no ‘turbulinks’. Remember to hold hams during take-off. Don’t eat any unsowvory airloin food. Root, holler and squeal when the plane lands safely….don’t feel gilty though! :lol: Then you can grab your barrow and pork the automosqueal in the overnite lot.

When things settle down you could open a chain of Laundromats for pigs called …. “The HogWash”, but remember to do your ‘hamwork’ first….I don’t want to fetch some oinkment to fix you up. :rolleyes: If you partner up with an actor you’d be a real ham but it might be hard to decipher what the pigment! :( Together you could ‘sing a song of pig-puns, pocket full of wry’ as the “New pigs on the block”…. Kinda like Pigs in Paradise. You could make new movies such as ‘Natural born Grillers’; Pork fiction; Smoked encounters of the third Swine; GroundHog day; SwindlersList ; Pigs in space; The Hogfather . :blink: Then you had better join the ‘Church of Swinetology’ for safety or go for a walk in the pork before eating at the ‘Best little Boarhouse in Memphis’; Hog Rock café; The Boardello; Grills gone wild; The Grill Sargents; Dr Frank-N-Swine; Pig Newton; Rib ticklers or Squeals on Wheels….There’s a litter of troughs to put your snout-inn. :drool:

Afterwards you can wallow or roll around and meet the likes of Adolf Pigler; Osama pig Laden; Brad Pig; Hamlet; Sir Oinksalot; Rumpled Pigskin; Pigmalion and HedgeHog (the cactus of the animal kingdom). Then it’s off to the Church of the Holy Swine home of the Sacred Sow and Great Hog. :woot::shakehead:

Enuff said!

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