moose 57 Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Guilty!!! h.a.n.d.women!!! 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 lol..... Sorry, Moose...Ran out of pluses! (as usual) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theseus Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Men usually read the instructions after the third attempt to assemble something. Women just nag nag nag...in hopes it will get put together correctly, ask my wife! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 8 hours ago, umbertino said: lol..... Sorry, Moose...Ran out of pluses! (as usual) Your all covered. We have to keep you guessing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 My wife will ask me to do/build/move something. Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it. I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. Back lack to the topic. I rarely need instructions and even less ask for them. God is the only one who has the instructions for women and He has a sense of humor like no one else. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 4 hours ago, nstoolman1 said: My wife will ask me to do/build/move something. Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it. I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. Back lack to the topic. I rarely need instructions and even less ask for them. God is the only one who has the instructions for women and He has a sense of humor like no one else. You sir are a very brave man! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synopsis Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 It is not good for a man to carelessly wave the stick of arrogance near the bee's hive of women's wrath. For when the stick of arrogance strikes the hive, it shall break and each bee will sting him relentlessly until her wrath is pacified. Woe to that man for the pain he shall endure. It would have been far better for that man to savor the sweet drippings of the hive than to suffer the sting(s) of women's wrath! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAMOND Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Synopsis said: It is not good for a man to carelessly wave the stick of arrogance near the bee's hive of women's wrath. For when the stick of arrogance strikes the hive, it shall break and each bee will sting him relentlessly until her wrath is pacified. Woe to that man for the pain he shall endure. It would have been far better for that man to savor the sweet drippings of the hive than to suffer the sting(s) of women's wrath! 20 young men just texted the soon to be ex an cancelled the wedding 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synopsis Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, DIAMOND said: 20 young men just texted the soon to be ex an cancelled the wedding Were they anticipating the "Honey" or the "Sting"? Hey, Honey is real, real good! They are not here to perform, they are here to be appreciated! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 14 hours ago, nannab said: Your all covered. We have to keep you guessing. Thanks nannab...It's appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 14 hours ago, nstoolman1 said: My wife will ask me to do/build/move something. Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it. I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. I should have prefaced that she did this when we first got married. She is much better now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said: I should have prefaced that she did this when we first got married. She is much better now. Would that be -Better at telling you how to do it !!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 The instructions would come in handy.......to find the "mute" button. GO RV, then BV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 No. She just knows better than to try to tell me how to do things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said: No. She just knows better than to try to tell me how to do things. Sounds like a declaration of war...Smile.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBVI Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 I'm not trying to run the subject off the rails but need some help and this thread is pretty spot on and fun as well. I apparently have reached my limit on images. What is the process to delete an image to free up the allocation? Undoubtedly it's an operator error on my end but I cannot find the button. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, umbertino said: Sounds like a declaration of war...Smile.... No. She and I have come to the understanding that she knows how to do some things better than I do and I know how to do some things better than her. It is the area in between that things can get heated. But SWMBO usually wins. S=She W=Who M=Must B=Be O=Obeyed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synopsis Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, CaptainBVI said: I'm not trying to run the subject off the rails but need some help and this thread is pretty spot on and fun as well. I apparently have reached my limit on images. What is the process to delete an image to free up the allocation? Undoubtedly it's an operator error on my end but I cannot find the button. The Best Of Your Weekend To You, CaptainBVI! I don't have an answer to Your question but I am wondering how life is below the 12th parallel and if You are more confident now venturing north some? In the mean time, Happy Ports and Sailing to You! Go Moola Nova! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBVI Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Synopsis said: The Best Of Your Weekend To You, CaptainBVI! I don't have an answer to Your question but I am wondering how life is below the 12th parallel and if You are more confident now venturing north some? In the mean time, Happy Ports and Sailing to You! Go Moola Nova! Best of your weekend to you as well my friend! I always have the confidence but when you don't have to, why not wait until after the hurricane cycle ends at the end of this month. There is definitely better access to the internet the farther North you go but I have a fix for that post RV. If things keep going forward in the sand box, it may be perfect timing for a social gathering of the emotionally abused here at DV. Good to hear from you. Take care and of course, Go Moola Nova! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synopsis Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, CaptainBVI said: Good to hear from you. Take care and of course, Go Moola Nova! CaptainBVI! You, too, Sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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