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FlyHi Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share An "old age" one I haven't seen! Or have I? As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ### anymore. ..... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. ..... A whale swims all day, mainly eat fish, drinks water, but is still fat. ..... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while .... A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered: 1.. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2.. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3.. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6.. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 7.. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8.. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the hydrant. 9.. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them. 10.. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12.. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13.. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14.. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15.. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16.. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere. 17.. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18.. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter ... . ..... I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 20.. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE..........?????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Markinsa Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Can you get this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Can you get this one? Ahhhh! "All up in your" business! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SgtFuryUSCZ Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share ***/// Cute, GH ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Thanks Galz! And now something special for someone special on this board: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share (edited) First kiss is always kinda awkward! Edited June 15, 2015 by moose 57 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share ***/// Sometimes ya just can't git enuf of that sweet puppy breath ! So cute ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SnowGlobe7 Posted June 16, 2015 Author Report Share lol....love these thanks George!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share The Moment How long did it take you to figure that out Moose?....we was tryin' to keep it on the down low! Lol!!! ;o) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share (edited) I wonder what the gator ferry charges for that service??? Edited June 16, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share I wonder what the gator ferry charges for that service??? an arm & a leg! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tankdude Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share I've seen that view before. Will probably see it again sometime in the next couple weeks...heading out to do the Little Bighorn Re-enactment again. I suppose we're going to lose again....*LOL* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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