Silly Smiles

[moose 57]

 

 

Edited June 14, 2015 by moose 57

[FlyHi]

An "old age" one I haven't seen! Or have I?

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,

I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's 

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 anymore.

..... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

..... A whale swims all day, mainly eat fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

..... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while

.... A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,

the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the

eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1.. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2.. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

3.. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6.. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

7.. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.

8.. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9.. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

10.. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12.. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13.. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

14.. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15.. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

16.. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17.. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

  

18.. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter ... . ..... I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

19.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

  

20.. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????

[SnowGlobe7]

[SnowGlobe7]

[moose 57]

[SnowGlobe7]

[Markinsa]

 

Can you get this one?

[Jaxinjersey]

 

Can you get this one?

Ahhhh!  "All up in your" business!

[SnowGlobe7]

lol!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Markinsa]

[George Hayduke]

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Cute, GH !    

[George Hayduke]

Thanks Galz!

 

And now something special for someone special on this board:

 

[moose 57]

 

First kiss is always kinda awkward!

Edited June 15, 2015 by moose 57

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Sometimes ya just can't git enuf of that sweet puppy breath !  

So cute ! 

[moose 57]

 

 

 

 

 The Moment

[SnowGlobe7]

lol....love these thanks George!!!

[RodandStaff]

The Moment

How long did it take you to figure that out Moose?....we was tryin' to keep it on the down low! Lol!!! ;o)

[Markinsa]

[Markinsa]

[Markinsa]

[RodandStaff]

I wonder what the gator ferry charges for that service???

Edited June 16, 2015 by RodandStaff

[moose 57]

I wonder what the gator ferry charges for that service???

an arm & a leg!

[moose 57]

 

Edited June 16, 2015 by moose 57

[tankdude]

I've seen that view before. Will probably see it again sometime  in the next couple weeks...heading out to do the Little Bighorn Re-enactment again.  I suppose we're going to lose again....*LOL*