bigwave Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 OBAMA FOR POPE WASHINGTON, DC (AP Feb 20,2013) - Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office. Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway”, he noted. Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan.” Further questions should be directed to Obama's Papal campaign manager, Abdull Akeem Khanman. PEACE Come on RV. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 ****/// Hahahahahahahaaaa... !!!!! Now nothing will stop the evil global messiah from enslaving ALL THE MASSES.....! Good one, BIGWAVE.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Well why not??? ... he's about as qualified with his lengthy list of experience for that job as he was for the presidency!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farwould Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I agree Rod he would make a great pope! At least he is married so their wont be that sexual problem! President pope has a nice RING to it, now you can kiss it too. so many talents wins prizes and now he can lead the masses to salvation all kneel down for the benediction. God Bless Him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke. GO RV, then BV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Well ... for it being your "first shot at posting something funny", it is a stellar start. Great start !! LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 great first time joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwave Posted March 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Yea I thought it was funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_W Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 So now I have to kiss his RING too? UGGGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Ya'll think this is funny don't you. This is not very Christian of any of you. All should be ashamed. O dang sorry forgot where I was for a minute, keep laughing. It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogee Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I think you did fine for your first try. Good one. (they are a tough crowd here) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now! Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke. GO RV, then BVC Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke. GO RV, then BV Hey Shabs, You know the difference between a 2013 Democratic Cadillac and a 2013 Republican Cadillac with climate control seats is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now! Answer: The Republican Caddy has a very comfortable system that controls cool and heat based on a normal 98.6 body temp. The Democrat version, based on budget restraints just blows hot air up your a$$. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 ...........mainly, the Popemobile is more secure than his Surburban Chevy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 can't make it...wrong religious beliefs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyangel Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I agree Rod he would make a great pope! At least he is married so their wont be that sexual problem! President pope has a nice RING to it, now you can kiss it too. so many talents wins prizes and now he can lead the masses to salvation all kneel down for the benediction. God Bless Him! Sorry not a good candidate for being the Pope. First of all he allows babies to be killed/murdered. If you agree with this thinking, you can kiss your salvation good bye. We all know that the Vatican has been no angel in leading its people, heck what faith, what corporation, what organization and what presidency has. Not denying it. So as Christians we continue to pray for the fallen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Comon patty it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyangel Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Comon patty it was a joke. Sorry, Muleslayer, now I get it. chuckle, chuckle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyduty053 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Patty i wouldn't doubt it one bit and if he sees this he may get the idea but at least we would be rid of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brbrlocke Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm not Catholic so go for it...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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