Lanceman_1 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs One to move it to the lighting section Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs Five to flame the spell checkers Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too" Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?" Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over again 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Edited March 1, 2012 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyangel Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ok I have a sense of humor, thanks for the humor this morning.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbrill61 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ha...sounds about right. How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nunna your f#$*in business! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs One to move it to the lighting section Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs Five to flame the spell checkers Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too" Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?" Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over again So now we know what the VIP's do with there, their ,they're spare time...............................shamefulB) Edited March 1, 2012 by Mongo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 ......the answer is 179...Oh wait....plus 1 for me, for checking the math. Total 180. GO RV, then BV 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 That was too funny Lance! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cslewis Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 ... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack0121 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 You forgot the three that will argue the light bulb never wanted to be changed in the first place. And the one that will insist taking three zeros off the price will make your money worthless at Home Depot! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 You forgot the three that will argue the light bulb never wanted to be changed in the first place. And the one that will insist taking three zeros off the price will make your money worthless at Home Depot! plus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack0121 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 plus 1 Thank you sir...it was a hanging curve ball and I just had to swing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffani929 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danan Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 How true, so funnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cws Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Dont forget that it has to be Obamma or Bush at fault for it burning out in the first place. cws 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Hmmm.... How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two but nobody knows how they got in there!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The answer also depends if they are unionized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 And it takes one mod to lock the topic. And 7 to hit the "Report" button on their screen (Hey! My report button doesn't work any more! ) What fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkerBee Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Reality is always funnier than fiction. I work in a small high rise building. We have three maintenance workers. Every Thursday they replace burned out light bulbs. All three of them participate because we have raised ceilings. Two hold the ladder, one changes the light bulb. They hate changing light bulbs anywhere near my work station because I always ask them......"How many men does it take to change a light bulb?"........They hate me on Thursdays...lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Reality is always funnier than fiction. I work in a small high rise building. We have three maintenance workers. Every Thursday they replace burned out light bulbs. All three of them participate because we have raised ceilings. Two hold the ladder, one changes the light bulb. They hate changing light bulbs anywhere near my work station because I always ask them......"How many men does it take to change a light bulb?"........They hate me on Thursdays...lol. Now I Love Thursdays!!! Time for a change. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Thanks for the laugh but you forgot about the guy that wants a "link please"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcw Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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