Tiffani929

Um actually, it's a banner ad for the gift cards they sell at Walmart for other stores. For example Best Buy.

Wow, good eye lol!

LOL I actually read this joke before my first attempt at waxing. Stupid me. It doesn't matter what kind of kit or type of wax it is. It WILL get stuck to your hoo ha and you WILL call someone crying! +1 Delta, you always bring the funnies

Haha, aww thank you

I was going to say emergency brake jk! I had a Grandpa

Thanks Bama! It's been crazy the last 2-3 days but today is the worst. I'm on the Gulf coast and we've had 11 inches of rain today and tornadoes!

All of the members reputation points were reset to zero. I'm not positive of the time frame, but I think it was around December/January.

hahaha!

Giggity!!

Thanks Ski! I just feel that if we live in the light and good, living our lives being the best we can be, then how can us praying and asking for goodness to come to others be seen as bad? I've NEVER commented on a religious thread, but Smee and the other members that commented piqued my response.

So if someone asks for my prayers and let's say I'm a Buddhist or and Hare Krishna, are my prayers not worthy? I understand this is more a question regarding Catholics and Christians, but my question is still the same. I've never disclosed my religion or beliefs on this forum, nor will I, but if I pray for myself and others out of pureness and good, does it really matter if it is Jesus Christ, a Saint, or Vishnu that I pray to? Would appreciate all input

Hi Tiffani929, Just as the thread was on the way out, you appear with this statement. Should you feel the urge to re-live the incident, please feel free. Not too much detail though please, you might "interrupt" my rehabilitation :lmao: Haha, ok here it is, copied from the original thread it was in One weekend my friend and I spoke about girly things, like hair removal, i.e., electrolysis, waxing etc. Brilliant me decides to go out and purchase an at home waxing kit. To prep myself, I took a pain reliever and made a strong drink. I followed the heating instructions and moseyed my way to my bathroom. At first I was nervous, but it wasn't as bad as I thought, though it is extremely difficult to rip hot wax off of yourself when you know it doesn't feel great. So fast forward about 40 minutes, I'm sweating, have tears in my eyes, and I'm laughing like an insane person (from the sensation of ripping ones own hair out with hot wax I imagine) I apply more wax and as I go to rip it, I can't. I know it's going to rip my skin. I'm freaking out so I pick up the phone to call my friend...her husband answers. My message to relay to her sounded something like "I NEED ***** TO CALL ME ASAP I HAVE A FREAKIN EMERGENCY HERE" Basically, I ended up having to drive to their house with wax and cloth strips still stuck to me. She was awesome and helped me get them off, while her husband was in the other room on the floor convulsing with laughter at my every yelp. I lost whatever shame I had that day. That's as PG 13 as I can keep it Read more:

OMFG, I think that tops my brazilian waxing mishap

Oh I know you were, I was just razzing you

There is a black salve called Can-X. You apply it topically to any abnormal or growth spots, age spots, birth marks, etc. It pulls abnormal and possibly cancerous cells to the surface. I have personally used this and it has worked! It is a painful process (about 5-7 days worth) it feels like your skin is on fire or being stung by 100 wasps. I'm doing it now, and it's amazing how fast it works. I would not recommend for sensitive skin or ANYWHERE on your face as it can leave a scar.

LOL, I don't know about that Elixir! I live here and WOW the general idiocy is abundant, but this guy is the exception along with some members here

Good morning Patty! It's going very well thank you for asking. One day at a time I hope your weekend treats you well!

Eve chats with God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What is it, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that, Lord?" "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows," but what's the catch?" "Well . . . you can have him on one condition." "And what's that Lord? " "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret . . .you know, woman to woman."

What a Richard....

Bama, I'm so sorry for you and your families loss. I can tell you from personal experience, my maternal Grandmother (before I was born) who suffered from severe manic depression and my paternal Uncle (when I was four) who battled depression and substance abuse, both took their own lives. It is not an easy situation for anyone to go through and you have my prayers. As far as what to tell your children, I'm sure you'll do what you believe is right. I was told both relatives were angels in heaven. Both sides were Catholic and though they too believed that taking ones life led someplace dark, that was still what they chose to tell me.

Hey that's not a bad idea! He's already on Facebook, maybe I'll ask him

Hahaha

Ooh I'll add to the apple cider vinegar trend. Not only do I use it for weight management, but I mix equal parts ACv and aztec clay for a face mask. It does pull more, and will make your face red, but subsides within a half hour. Stinky, but makes the skin oh so smooth **Leave on until dry and cracking

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

Agreed Caye. I never really wanted to quit until now. I don't want tyo be one of those people who says I've quit a thousand times. ANyone who knows me knows when I say I'm done, I'm done. So this is no different. I say I'm done Though, it is not easy, the cycle of habit is a b*tch. It really is more mental than physical for me.