2000th Post Wins!

[Danan]

Markinsa,

I hope you didn't take offense to my earlier post.

Was it offensive personally or sexually? if the latter shouldn't be offensive and you are too nice BJ to be offensive to anyone. WE LOVE YOU BJ

[FlyHi]

What piece? There are many pieces in a woman.

The choicest one of your chosing then.....

[cisole]

That's like a woman saying, "Fine."

I know because I'm a woman. What's your real problem?

Bad day is all.

[umbertino]

I'm with you on that one Umbertino...anyway I guess its your romantic time of night so I promise not to disturb you now.

Catch up later...Fly

thanks for the sympathy and you never disturb me my Friend....And I stay up late usually ... Till 5 or 6 AM my time ( which is 6 hrs ahead of EST and 9 hrs ahead of PST)

[BJinMontreal]

That's like a woman saying, "Fine."

I know because I'm a woman. What's your real problem?

There's a joke out there about that somewhere ... I'll search for it and see if I can find it.

We can start with this :

What a woman says, what she really means…

I need = I want

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later <--- this is so true!

We need to talk = I need to complain （Anyone who has seen the movie, Breakin’ All the Rules（Jamie Foxx , 2004）must remember We need to talk = Break up）

Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS （PMS = Premenstrual Syndrome）

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper…

I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. （This usually means you have to wait longer enough, so be patient）

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

I was wrong = Not as wrong as you

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important!

What a man says, what he really means…

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m tired = I’m tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Would you like to dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?

You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before

Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn’t even look different!

I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go!

[FlyHi]

Bad day is all.

Are we falling off towers today??

[randalln]

Didn't you see my post...PLEASE no Okie in here!!

dose that mean im disqualified before i start.................. shoot ............danget

I tryed to read 1026 post in 20 min but i got side tracked when it came to balls and panties

O and i have that toto toilet cleans it self

Dont want to get your balls caught in it though i have already lost a cell phone and a compete hot-wheels set in mine

SWISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........................................and scores

Edited September 24, 2011 by randalln

[Aces-n-Eights]

Bad day is all.

[BJinMontreal]

Was it offensive personally or sexually? if the latter shouldn't be offensive and you are too nice BJ to be offensive to anyone. WE LOVE YOU BJ

No I made a joke at the expense of a biblical quote ... <shhudders in fear of a lighting strike>

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Bad day is all.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better

[cisole]

Are we falling off towers today??

No, but the flu symptoms got so bad while I was climbing the towers that i almost passed out on the tower.

The sun didn't help the situation either.

[FlyHi]

This is for you Flyhigh

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CDYQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dj9h0MNMfKuQ&ei=Fg99Tpr0OML00gGSlM3mDw&usg=AFQjCNF61yapN98dlPrJTbPpjw78AwfBTQ

Here little pink piggy piggy

Hey I didn't know they had fly's on the moon....Good old Frank crooning like a sick coyote lamenting about roadrunner or BB or whatever....

[umbertino]

Congrats Umbertino you got the 1000th post!!!! Only 2000 to go

Thanks. Hadn't even realized that until now.

[cisole]

Sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better

Thank you

[BJinMontreal]

Thank you

Couldn't get away with calling in sick?

[umbertino]

YES CONGRATS Umbertino!!!! Your Once, Twice, 1000 x the gentleman.

Does that mean he gets a freebie? ummm from DV?

He deserves it.

Thanks. Very kind of you. Appreciated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ruDqdZn_s

[Aces-n-Eights]

Thank you

i might not be so quik with that hug... i just learned that you got the flu

[Danan]

From me to Cisole, bad days are bad.

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BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs!

Those were all very true!

dose that mean im disqualified before i start.................. shoot ............danget

I tryed to read 1026 post in 20 min but i got side tracked when it came to balls and panties

O and i have that toto toilet cleans it self

Dont want to get your balls caught in it though i have already lost a cell phone and a compete hot-wheels set in mine

SWISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........................................and scores

Don't you love the heated seat? Toasty balls!

[wishwell11]

From me to Cisole, bad days are bad.

Aww...He's missing his bromance too? Speaking of which...Mack is not here and BB is not either........Hmmmmm......Very Interesting!

[Danan]

BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs!

Those were all very true!

Don't you love the heated seat? Toasty balls!

Such babies, women never worry about heated seats.

[Aces-n-Eights]

BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs!

speaking of thighs.... Did you hear about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Hillarious combo meal?....2 small breasts, 2 large thighs, and 2 left wings

[design interrupted]

Aww...He's missing his bromance too? Speaking of which...Mack is not here and BB is not either........Hmmmmm......Very Interesting!

It's Friday night. Maybe he's not as lame as the rest of us.

[umbertino]

Excellent finds.

King Crimson-Epitaph is a masterpiece. It has everything, dramatic music, clever lyrics.

Reminds me of Pink Floyd

Then again Moody blues-Nights in white satin is a classic

Happy to see you share my same passion and admiration for King Crimson... Incredible music ad incredible atmoshperes and lyrics ( written by genius Poet Peter Sinfield who created the Band along with the other music Genius Robert Fripp)

This is "Formentera Lady" from Album "Islands" which came out 1970 or 71...Awesome.... They were ahead musically of 40-50 years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KNLr59yQcM

Edited September 24, 2011 by umbertino

[design interrupted]

speaking of thighs.... Did you hear about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Hillarious combo meal?....2 small breasts, 2 large thighs, and 2 left wings