Danan Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Markinsa, I hope you didn't take offense to my earlier post. Was it offensive personally or sexually? if the latter shouldn't be offensive and you are too nice BJ to be offensive to anyone. WE LOVE YOU BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 What piece? There are many pieces in a woman. The choicest one of your chosing then..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted September 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 That's like a woman saying, "Fine." I know because I'm a woman. What's your real problem? Bad day is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'm with you on that one Umbertino...anyway I guess its your romantic time of night so I promise not to disturb you now. Catch up later...Fly thanks for the sympathy and you never disturb me my Friend....And I stay up late usually ... Till 5 or 6 AM my time ( which is 6 hrs ahead of EST and 9 hrs ahead of PST) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 That's like a woman saying, "Fine." I know because I'm a woman. What's your real problem? There's a joke out there about that somewhere ... I'll search for it and see if I can find it. We can start with this : What a woman says, what she really means… I need = I want We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later <--- this is so true! We need to talk = I need to complain (Anyone who has seen the movie, Breakin’ All the Rules(Jamie Foxx , 2004)must remember We need to talk = Break up) Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS (PMS = Premenstrual Syndrome) Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper… I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. (This usually means you have to wait longer enough, so be patient) Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important! What a man says, what he really means… I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m tired = I’m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Would you like to dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now? You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn’t even look different! I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Bad day is all. Are we falling off towers today?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalln Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) Didn't you see my post...PLEASE no Okie in here!! dose that mean im disqualified before i start.................. shoot ............danget I tryed to read 1026 post in 20 min but i got side tracked when it came to balls and panties O and i have that toto toilet cleans it self Dont want to get your balls caught in it though i have already lost a cell phone and a compete hot-wheels set in mine SWISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........................................and scores Edited September 24, 2011 by randalln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces-n-Eights Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Bad day is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Was it offensive personally or sexually? if the latter shouldn't be offensive and you are too nice BJ to be offensive to anyone. WE LOVE YOU BJ No I made a joke at the expense of a biblical quote ... <shhudders in fear of a lighting strike> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
design interrupted Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Bad day is all. Sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted September 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Are we falling off towers today?? No, but the flu symptoms got so bad while I was climbing the towers that i almost passed out on the tower. The sun didn't help the situation either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 This is for you Flyhigh http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CDYQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dj9h0MNMfKuQ&ei=Fg99Tpr0OML00gGSlM3mDw&usg=AFQjCNF61yapN98dlPrJTbPpjw78AwfBTQ Here little pink piggy piggy Hey I didn't know they had fly's on the moon....Good old Frank crooning like a sick coyote lamenting about roadrunner or BB or whatever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Congrats Umbertino you got the 1000th post!!!! Only 2000 to go Thanks. Hadn't even realized that until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted September 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Thank you Couldn't get away with calling in sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 YES CONGRATS Umbertino!!!! Your Once, Twice, 1000 x the gentleman. Does that mean he gets a freebie? ummm from DV? He deserves it. Thanks. Very kind of you. Appreciated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ruDqdZn_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces-n-Eights Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Thank you i might not be so quik with that hug... i just learned that you got the flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danan Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 From me to Cisole, bad days are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
design interrupted Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs! Those were all very true! dose that mean im disqualified before i start.................. shoot ............danget I tryed to read 1026 post in 20 min but i got side tracked when it came to balls and panties O and i have that toto toilet cleans it self Dont want to get your balls caught in it though i have already lost a cell phone and a compete hot-wheels set in mine SWISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........................................and scores Don't you love the heated seat? Toasty balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishwell11 Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 From me to Cisole, bad days are bad. Aww...He's missing his bromance too? Speaking of which...Mack is not here and BB is not either........Hmmmmm......Very Interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danan Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs! Those were all very true! Don't you love the heated seat? Toasty balls! Such babies, women never worry about heated seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces-n-Eights Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 BJ - I almost spit out my drink at flabby thighs! speaking of thighs.... Did you hear about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Hillarious combo meal?....2 small breasts, 2 large thighs, and 2 left wings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
design interrupted Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Aww...He's missing his bromance too? Speaking of which...Mack is not here and BB is not either........Hmmmmm......Very Interesting! It's Friday night. Maybe he's not as lame as the rest of us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) Excellent finds. King Crimson-Epitaph is a masterpiece. It has everything, dramatic music, clever lyrics. Reminds me of Pink Floyd Then again Moody blues-Nights in white satin is a classic Happy to see you share my same passion and admiration for King Crimson... Incredible music ad incredible atmoshperes and lyrics ( written by genius Poet Peter Sinfield who created the Band along with the other music Genius Robert Fripp) This is "Formentera Lady" from Album "Islands" which came out 1970 or 71...Awesome.... They were ahead musically of 40-50 years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KNLr59yQcM Edited September 24, 2011 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
design interrupted Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 speaking of thighs.... Did you hear about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Hillarious combo meal?....2 small breasts, 2 large thighs, and 2 left wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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