hitman Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 From My undisclosed intel.Rumor has it... The CBI is taking some heat from those in country trying to make waves..... sounds like all they do is want to disagree with anything and everything..... NO wonder they had a dictatorship.... I think maybe they should go back to " Off with your Head" way of doing things..... Massive meeting yeasterday.... Shabs got his panties in a knot and has only 2 choices.... get it done in a hurry or trash the whole thing.... I heard that he called OKIE Oil Man to the bank yesterday since he is in Iraq...... over the last 8 years, they have become very close..... Rumor has it Okie helped develope the Iraq Five Year Plan.... Opps back to the story..... seems Okie told him how to do it and when and at what rate..... Shabs told him it was great that he keeps telling people the RV is happening 3 days a week.... Shabs needs that American Dollar coming in from all the Dinar sold in the world.... his personal financial portfolio has grown to the max that he cares less it it RV'S or not .. he is moving to Dubai and going to live the best life anyone could have... He invited all the Gurus to join him when he re-locates..... But Shabs had some questions he needed Okie to answer.... So Okie called his advisors in the states.... There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile.... at the end..... Okie says it going to reval every monday cash on Tuesday..... Rate will be 4.40 on the first monday of each month, 3.33 on the second tuesday .... 6.86 on any holiday that falls on those days. Okie said if there were any changes he would let the CBI know.. Shabs totally agreed.... Okie's parting words to Shabs..... Nuff Said Done Deal Gladly Pay You Tuesday for an RV today....... Shabs parting words were Keep up the BS posts....pats him on the back and requests that Okie stop crying every time he gets bashed... Shabs said..... not a good image for the sale of the dinar We should all be happy we have Okie.... the Jim Jones of the Dinar World 9 41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Machine Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 well there goes 3 mins i'll never get back !! 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrref Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 From My undisclosed intel.Rumor has it... The CBI is taking some heat from those in country trying to make waves..... sounds like all they do is want to disagree with anything and everything..... NO wonder they had a dictatorship.... I think maybe they should go back to " Off with your Head" way of doing things..... Massive meeting yeasterday.... Shabs got his panties in a knot and has only 2 choices.... get it done in a hurry or trash the whole thing.... I heard that he called OKIE Oil Man to the bank yesterday since he is in Iraq...... over the last 8 years, they have become very close..... Rumor has it Okie helped develope the Iraq Five Year Plan.... Opps back to the story..... seems Okie told him how to do it and when and at what rate..... Shabs told him it was great that he keeps telling people the RV is happening 3 days a week.... Shabs needs that American Dollar coming in from all the Dinar sold in the world.... his personal financial portfolio has grown to the max that he cares less it it RV'S or not .. he is moving to Dubai and going to live the best life anyone could have... He invited all the Gurus to join him when he re-locates..... But Shabs had some questions he needed Okie to answer.... So Okie called his advisors in the states.... There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile.... at the end..... Okie says it going to reval every monday cash on Tuesday..... Rate will be 4.40 on the first monday of each month, 3.33 on the second tuesday .... 6.86 on any holiday that falls on those days. Okie said if there were any changes he would let the CBI know.. Shabs totally agreed.... Okie's parting words to Shabs..... Nuff Said Done Deal Gladly Pay You Tuesday for an RV today....... Shabs parting words were Keep up the BS posts....pats him on the back and requests that Okie stop crying every time he gets bashed... Shabs said..... not a good image for the sale of the dinar We should all be happy we have Okie.... the Jim Jones of the Dinar World Man what have you been smoking???????????????????????????? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex38 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Someone got the 'crazies'... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 25k dinar note for anyone that will take out the hitman 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinzy444 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Man what have you been smoking???????????????????????????? That's some good Shat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalite Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You gotta' admit; we have all read worse rumors. A little levity never hurts; show hit man some love 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadkidd1 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 what a load of cr#p I wasted my time reading that garbage!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerDude Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 LMAO, HitMan your to funny. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyof3boys Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I thought it was going to be an article, but then about half way through I realized it was a joke ( I know I need more coffee)... I have to say, it did give me a good laugh I love who you chose to be the intel. "There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile...." Now that was funny LOL.... Read more: 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priscilla Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I thought it was going to be an article, but then about half way through I realized it was a joke ( I know I need more coffee)... I have to say, it did give me a good laugh I love who you chose to be the intel. "There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile...." Now that was funny LOL.... Read more: http://dinarvets.com.../#ixzz1XqNNc6t3 I definitely need Tylenol now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maymay Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Hey Hitman, damn man, you are good, now I don't have to let the cat out of the bag about OKIE! Just one fix, Elmer Fudd was in the group but wanted to stay anonymous. Ooops... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francie26 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Totally delightful!! Most longer articles are as serious as the proverbial "heart attack," and this was a really fun break from such seriousness. I also laughed out loud about his contacts, "Larry, Moe, Curly," etc. And including Okie in this way was a stroke of genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportfisher Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 From My undisclosed intel.Rumor has it... The CBI is taking some heat from those in country trying to make waves..... sounds like all they do is want to disagree with anything and everything..... NO wonder they had a dictatorship.... I think maybe they should go back to " Off with your Head" way of doing things..... Massive meeting yeasterday.... Shabs got his panties in a knot and has only 2 choices.... get it done in a hurry or trash the whole thing.... I heard that he called OKIE Oil Man to the bank yesterday since he is in Iraq...... over the last 8 years, they have become very close..... Rumor has it Okie helped develope the Iraq Five Year Plan.... Opps back to the story..... seems Okie told him how to do it and when and at what rate..... Shabs told him it was great that he keeps telling people the RV is happening 3 days a week.... Shabs needs that American Dollar coming in from all the Dinar sold in the world.... his personal financial portfolio has grown to the max that he cares less it it RV'S or not .. he is moving to Dubai and going to live the best life anyone could have... He invited all the Gurus to join him when he re-locates..... But Shabs had some questions he needed Okie to answer.... So Okie called his advisors in the states.... There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile.... at the end..... Okie says it going to reval every monday cash on Tuesday..... Rate will be 4.40 on the first monday of each month, 3.33 on the second tuesday .... 6.86 on any holiday that falls on those days. Okie said if there were any changes he would let the CBI know.. Shabs totally agreed.... Okie's parting words to Shabs..... Nuff Said Done Deal Gladly Pay You Tuesday for an RV today....... Shabs parting words were Keep up the BS posts....pats him on the back and requests that Okie stop crying every time he gets bashed... Shabs said..... not a good image for the sale of the dinar We should all be happy we have Okie.... the Jim Jones of the Dinar World actually kinda funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smee2 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Don't understand why so many thought this was a waste of time ... coming to this topic you know it has to be something someone has to get "off thier chest" so-to-speak. Whether it is an opinion that is serious, or angry, or uplifting, or discouraging ... it is going to be someone's way of releasing whatever they feel is bottled up and has to be said! And the title definitely says "not serious" just in what it does say. So what is the big deal about bashing an opinion. In this case is was a bit of humour ... the poster felt that was how to release his feelings, and that is just exactly what this topic is for. So chill brothers and sisters ... if you didn't want to read it, you should not have clicked. It is in the opinion, not news category and the title alone should have clued you in to the fact that it is humorous and far from serious. I am reminded of the Devine Miss M who, on stage, would make jokes about local communities, and when she would get a gasp or a boo about it her response was ... "If they can't take a joke, F**K 'em!" smee2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygilmore Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I WANT MY CLICK BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranster Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I definitely need Tylenol now heck with the tylenol, I'm going straight for vicodin and ativan after reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 If you get off the drugs, you would come back to reality.... it's a joke son... just a joke.......... ummmmmmmm RV today 100% 5.86 US..... feel better now..... go back and eat your animal crackers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcity Bob Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 From My undisclosed intel.Rumor has it... The CBI is taking some heat from those in country trying to make waves..... sounds like all they do is want to disagree with anything and everything..... NO wonder they had a dictatorship.... I think maybe they should go back to " Off with your Head" way of doing things..... Massive meeting yeasterday.... Shabs got his panties in a knot and has only 2 choices.... get it done in a hurry or trash the whole thing.... I heard that he called OKIE Oil Man to the bank yesterday since he is in Iraq...... over the last 8 years, they have become very close..... Rumor has it Okie helped develope the Iraq Five Year Plan.... Opps back to the story..... seems Okie told him how to do it and when and at what rate..... Shabs told him it was great that he keeps telling people the RV is happening 3 days a week.... Shabs needs that American Dollar coming in from all the Dinar sold in the world.... his personal financial portfolio has grown to the max that he cares less it it RV'S or not .. he is moving to Dubai and going to live the best life anyone could have... He invited all the Gurus to join him when he re-locates..... But Shabs had some questions he needed Okie to answer.... So Okie called his advisors in the states.... There was Moe, Larry and Curley, Mickey and Donald, the invisible man, and some others I can't mention.... they are to high profile.... at the end..... Okie says it going to reval every monday cash on Tuesday..... Rate will be 4.40 on the first monday of each month, 3.33 on the second tuesday .... 6.86 on any holiday that falls on those days. Okie said if there were any changes he would let the CBI know.. Shabs totally agreed.... Okie's parting words to Shabs..... Nuff Said Done Deal Gladly Pay You Tuesday for an RV today....... Shabs parting words were Keep up the BS posts....pats him on the back and requests that Okie stop crying every time he gets bashed... Shabs said..... not a good image for the sale of the dinar We should all be happy we have Okie.... the Jim Jones of the Dinar World ACTUALLY MOST PEOPLE THINK IRAQ IS SELLING DINAR WHILE ACTUALLY THEY ARE BUYING IT BACK.. THEY HAVE BOUGHT BACK OVER340 BILLION BACK SO FAR FROM SOURCES I HAVE READ,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazigar911 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I like the humor Mr. Hitman. I strongly request u to post one every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigmeister Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Great post hitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakedog Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Dude,,, STEP ON YOUR CRACK PIPE ,,, SEEK HELP !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 25k dinar note for anyone that will take out the hitman I`ll double it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atheist Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I do wish we could ban people for stupid posts, but then again if we did there wouldn't be much to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I enjoy the posts I get..... I see some people would rather read lies constantly than have a little humor in their day...... JFA 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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