moose 57 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Grandpa's stiff neckThe grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, "Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down." Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. "Grandpa," kids tried again, "why are you sitting there with no pants on?" Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, "Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck....this was your grandma's idea." h.a.n.d. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 ...... Guess the local High School had a car-wash sponsored by the cheerleaders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, skeetdog said: ...... Guess the local High School had a car-wash sponsored by the cheerleaders.... In their bikinis. Dirty old man. "Sitting on a park bench, Eyeing little girls with bad intent..." Jetbro Tull, "Aqualung" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 I think you guys missed the joke! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 48 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: I think you guys missed the joke! That's why I started my comment out with.... ''''.....and it's still...''''..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, skeetdog said: That's why I started my comment out with.... ''''.....and it's still...''''..... I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in! Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 2 hours ago, moose 57 said: Grandpa's stiff neckThe grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, "Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down." Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. "Grandpa," kids tried again, "why are you sitting there with no pants on?" Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, "Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck....this was your grandma's idea." h.a.n.d. rotflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, 429 said: In their bikinis. Dirty old man. "Sitting on a park bench, Eyeing little girls with bad intent..." Jetbro Tull, "Aqualung" Yessir...Awesome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Jaxinjersey said: I think you guys missed the joke! I was just playing off skeet's lead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, 429 said: I was just playing off skeet's lead... I suspected that, 429... carry on, my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 47 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in! Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it! OMG you did not just admit that Dirty ol Santa caught it right away. BAAAAAD SANTA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: OMG you did not just admit that Dirty ol Santa caught it right away. BAAAAAD SANTA Haha! I think I was thrown off by the grandkids' participation in the joke... kinda creepy! It shoulda been one of his old codger friends asking him!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) Sounds like Grampa wants GrandMa to take the old Woody for a spin ! . Edited January 8, 2017 by SgtFuryUSCZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim1cor13 Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Poor guy just wants to try and get the same effect a bit lower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Poor guy probably just wants to enjoy the porch! It was Grandma's idea!!! Hey Gals... here's the view from Grandpa's woody! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 JAX ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Just to be clear, Gals... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatshername Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said: I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in! Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it! Ah ,Jax... thank you for noticing my penchant for **** humor! I could WHNsplain it but I'm on permanent double-secret **** humor probation. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Whatshername said: Ah ,Jax... thank you for noticing my penchant for **** humor! I could WHNsplain it but I'm on permanent double-secret **** humor probation. Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!! Hey, by the way... do you actually spell ****, or do you just use asterisks?!!! I'm sure everyone wants to know! Personally, I think you're a "traditionalist"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatshername Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!! Hey, by the way... do you actually spell ****, or do you just use asterisks?!!! I'm sure everyone wants to know! Personally, I think you're a "traditionalist"... I SPELL IT... and take the censorship on the chin! Chat? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!! Yea, it's kind of hard not to get it by now.......Funny Joke???? 9 hours ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: Dirty ol Santa caught it right away. ....................................................... ...................................................... ''Bless your heart'' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, skeetdog said: Yea, it's kind of hard not to get it by now.......Funny Joke???? I'll have to agree on that Skeet, not one of Moose's best! But, we're havin' fun at its expense!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 37 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: I'll have to agree on that Skeet, not one of Moose's best! But, we're havin' fun at its expense!!! And of all the members here he makes us smile every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said: Just to be clear, Gals... You gotta break out the Porn? Com'on Jax! . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Markinsa said: You gotta break out the Porn? Com'on Jax! . I know! '51 Merc! Is that sexy or what?!!! She's in England... and apparently she now has a British accent too! Edited January 8, 2017 by Jaxinjersey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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