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Grandpa's stiff neck

The grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, "Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down." Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. "Grandpa," kids tried again, "why are you sitting there with no pants on?" Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, "Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck....this was your grandma's idea." 


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23 minutes ago, skeetdog said:

......:shrug:  Guess the local High School had a car-wash sponsored by the cheerleaders....:peace:

In their bikinis.

Dirty old man.

"Sitting on a park bench,

Eyeing little girls with bad intent..."

Jetbro Tull, "Aqualung"

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4 minutes ago, skeetdog said:

That's why I started my comment out with.... '':shrug:''.....and it's still...'':shrug:''.....

I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in!  :o

Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it!  :lol:

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2 hours ago, moose 57 said:

Grandpa's stiff neck

The grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, "Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down." Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. "Grandpa," kids tried again, "why are you sitting there with no pants on?" Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, "Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck....this was your grandma's idea." 


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h.a.n.d. 

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47 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said:

I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in!  :o

Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it!  :lol:

:lmao:OMG you did not just admit that :lmao:

Dirty ol Santa caught it right away. 

BAAAAAD SANTA 

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3 minutes ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said:

:lmao:OMG you did not just admit that :lmao:

Dirty ol Santa caught it right away. 

BAAAAAD SANTA 

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Haha!  I think I was thrown off by the grandkids' participation in the joke... kinda creepy!  It shoulda been one of his old codger friends asking him!!! :unsure:

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9 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said:

I know.Skeet, I was just kiddin' ya... I had to read it three times before it finally sunk in!  :o

Don't worry... Whatshername should be by soon to "explain" it!  :lol:

 :lol:  Ah ,Jax... thank you for noticing my penchant for **** humor!  I could WHNsplain it but I'm on permanent double-secret **** humor probation.  <_<

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1 minute ago, Whatshername said:

 :lol:  Ah ,Jax... thank you for noticing my penchant for **** humor!  I could WHNsplain it but I'm on permanent double-secret **** humor probation.  <_<

Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!!  :D  Hey, by the way... do you actually spell ****, or do you just use asterisks?!!!  I'm sure everyone wants to know! :shrug: Personally, I think you're a "traditionalist"...  ;)

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8 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said:

Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!!  :D  Hey, by the way... do you actually spell ****, or do you just use asterisks?!!!  I'm sure everyone wants to know! :shrug: Personally, I think you're a "traditionalist"...  ;)

I SPELL IT... and take the censorship on the chin!  Chat?

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26 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said:

Well... I think it's sunk in by now!!!

Yea, it's kind of hard not to get it by now...:unsure:....Funny Joke????  :blink:

 

9 hours ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said:

Dirty ol Santa caught it right away.

....................................................... :facepalm:......................................................

                                     ''Bless your heart''

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2 minutes ago, skeetdog said:

Yea, it's kind of hard not to get it by now...:unsure:....Funny Joke????  :blink:

 

I'll have to agree on that Skeet, not one of Moose's best!  But, we're havin' fun at its expense!!!

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9 hours ago, Markinsa said:

You gotta break out the Porn? Com'on Jax!

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I know!  '51 Merc!  Is that sexy or what?!!!  She's in England... and apparently she now has a British accent too!

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