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2 can't be Random, because it is supposed to end in "S". Randoms, maybe?  How many people have used the word "Randoms"?

3. Can't be Fork, because the third letter in the word should be "C", perhaps "Duck"?

 

Nuff Said...

 

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1. When this cat said “no” to one of breakfast’s greatest gifts:


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2. When this cat waited for the perfect moment to steal this car:


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3. And when this lady wanted to see what this guy’s beard was all about:


 

 






4. When this cat protested sharing:



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5. When this cat opened the door just to let you know he could:



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6. When this cat trapped his friend, again:



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7. When this cat just assumed what you paid for was the box:


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8. When this cat protested exercise of any kind:



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The clever jury. 

 

Having a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of......................
 
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defence’s closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch.
 
"Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door.   
 
The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.
 
A minute passed.  Nothing happened.
 
Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
 
The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
 
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."
 
The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look, but your client didn't."
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You were sayin' Moose??? ;o) Edited by RodandStaff
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