0 to 200 in 6 seconds

[moose 57]

  0 to 200 in 6 seconds--- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Edited August 28, 2014 by moose 57

[Shabibilicious]

Atta boy, Moose.......Nice recovery.    

 

GO RV, and NO BV

[SnowGlobe7]

OMG...Moose thats funny

[moose 57]

Atta boy, Moose.......Nice recovery.    

 

GO RV, and NO BV

I knew it was bad. just couldn't help myself, Had to pass it on!!!

[waterman13]

Wm13

[FlyHi]

Why 6 seconds???

 

Sounds like a case where if she 'pounds' the scales standing to attention on the top, then the result would be near instantaneous

[gymrat76541]

That is exactly why I am single! LOL

[Bumper64]

 

[chess]

Best one yet!!!................

[umbertino]

Good one, moose.... As usual.

[Saint]

You are back in the saddle. Great recovery from this morning. :bravo: :bravo:

[Thriver]

GREAT MOOSE, thanks!

[nstoolman1]

That is like the guy whose wife said she wanted him to take her to some place she had not been before.

 

 

 

 

 

He took her to the kitchen.  He has been missing for a while also.

[nannab]

 

Where do you get these? It
is funny though.