jonjon Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Discussing the RV with a couple of my friends over coffee, one ask what I has going to do with my new found wealth. Holding my coffee cup up in front of myself and extending my ring finger and pinkie out away from it I told him my first plan was to hire a couple of young girls to come over to my house and dance in their underwear in my living-room. The other ask what will your wife think about that. I said it wont matter because I'm going to be rich. The other guy said it sounds like she's the one who's going to be rich. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 HEHHEHEEEEE HE' RIGHT. BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT STATE YOU LIVE IN. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlawclg Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 some things are worth the price.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlawclg Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 because if you tried that now the dancing girls would be much uglier and your soon to be ex would be alot less rich. that scenerio doesn't benefit anyone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Honest question Jon Jon... How long have you been married? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyduty053 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Sorry to hear that you are going to give away your fortune like that. In this day and time the girls and the wife would share in your money and guess what you would be back to ground zero 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millionaire in training Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Jonjon..............How old are you ? I dont think you're old enough to have this kind of money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyrider Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 jon jon wont matter anyhow if you are rich than she willl have to get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodman Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 That's odd, I told my wife I was going to hire her a LIVE IN HOUSE KEEPER, you know, to help her around the house and help keep the pool up. It did not take her long to answer " That's Fine, she said, I have no problem with that at all, as long as she has gray hair and wears it in a bun" DOH! Back to thinking to myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man_Kind Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Prostitution is legal in Rhode Island..................Just saying Got to go now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Prostitution is legal in Rhode Island..................Just saying Got to go now ! Really? I thought the only US State where it is legal was Nevada. Discussing the RV with a couple of my friends over coffee, one ask what I has going to do with my new found wealth. Holding my coffee cup up in front of myself and extending my ring finger and pinkie out away from it I told him my first plan was to hire a couple of young girls to come over to my house and dance in their underwear in my living-room. The other ask what will your wife think about that. I said it wont matter because I'm going to be rich. The other guy said it sounds like she's the one who's going to be rich. Why at your home to begin with?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 ...........IT IS QUITE NOBEL TO BE A PHILANTHROPIST AND BENEFACTOR OF THE "DANCE!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Discussing the RV with a couple of my friends over coffee, one ask what I has going to do with my new found wealth. Holding my coffee cup up in front of myself and extending my ring finger and pinkie out away from it I told him my first plan was to hire a couple of young girls to come over to my house and dance in their underwear in my living-room. The other ask what will your wife think about that. I said it wont matter because I'm going to be rich. The other guy said it sounds like she's the one who's going to be rich. Sounds like you need to be alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinarian64 Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Omg are you guys kidding me? Why be married when you think like this? And I thought people here are all god fearing moral majority members! This has nothing to do with Jesus unless you are going to tell me he lived in Nevada and Mary Magdolin was his lap dancer. Cromagnum lives 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 sad...i cant wait to share and spend more time with family...including my Hubby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalina Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Jonjon..............How old are you ? I dont think you're old enough to have this kind of money. If we have to wait to much longer we will ALL be old enough! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 If we have to wait to much longer we will ALL be old enough! And that ain't no Harvard lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 ***/// Awful lot of drama for only 2 nekked dancing girls.... Yer wife oughtta take 1/2 yer deenar n' leave ya just on accounta yer aspirations are so pathetic... If we have to wait to much longer we will ALL be old enough! ***/// ... ... ... so true ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax67 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Discussing the RV with a couple of my friends over coffee, one ask what I has going to do with my new found wealth. Holding my coffee cup up in front of myself and extending my ring finger and pinkie out away from it I told him my first plan was to hire a couple of young girls to come over to my house and dance in their underwear in my living-room. The other ask what will your wife think about that. I said it wont matter because I'm going to be rich. The other guy said it sounds like she's the one who's going to be rich. Don't worry, your marriage should last for many more years, decades even. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Jon nice way to stir the pot. lol Take it from a man that's been married for 31 years....there is no greener grass than your own backyard. Good morning Ladies. ***/// Awful lot of drama for only 2 nekked dancing girls.... Yer wife oughtta take 1/2 yer deenar n' leave ya just on accounta yer aspirations are so pathetic... ***/// ... ... ... so true ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatoraces Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 it would only cost you your marriage because you wanted it to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millionaire in training Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Can you imagine if your wife had her own plans and is waiting for the RV to surprise you. Life is funny and money changes people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 mmmmmmmm...........is your wife cute?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 My GF asked me why men liked younger girls. I did confirm that we were talking about 18+ years old or older. She seemed to think that 18+ were still children. LOL I told her that when you purchase a car - buying new; minus the dents, dings, and maintenance issues is much more enjoyable to ride. Needless to say we did not speak again THAT night. LOL I would not have said a thing IF we were actually married. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2D2 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Ahhh, but you have not thought about the lawyers and their booty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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