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MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." HE SAID, "NO." I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES." I CALLED BI

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On 11/23/2018 at 8:47 PM, nstoolman1 said:

Why flu shots can be dangerous

 

 

 

 

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        I am really getting too old for this.....

 

 

 

 

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Then you must be the BEST clothes folder in the house. LOL

 

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it is GOOD to think you are the KING!

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Nobody in the dog house sports a shock collar better than Mule.  :lol:

 

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GO RV, then BV

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as long as I have the remote it can be interesting.......

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I hope it’s ok to post these, if not, just delete them Markinsa

 

Math lesson

 

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

 

Job Interview 

 

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

 

Google

 

Q: Is Google male or female? 
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

 

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