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I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired." His buddy says, “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about age 55, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that crap!"

 

 

Here is another the FDA has found a food that will decrease a woman's sex drive by nearly 95%!

 

It's called:

 

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WEDDING CAKE!!!  

 

Ok ladies I'm ready for my well deserved beatdown!!!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: 

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My college philosophy teacher stated: marriage is a young mans disaster and an old mans comfort. Perhaps in my case he was right. My present wife is the bomb What a Gal ! 

Congrats.....I have 2 marriages on my back.....Now I'm in love with a great lady ( have been for some years ...) but we decided we are not going to marry ....I know...never say never....

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My wife was fixing dinner and said last week...

 

What's on the TV tonight honey?

 

I said dust.

 

...Had the couch all to myself the past 5 nights.

 

Not sure why.

 

:o/

My wife  told me  " Dear, how about  you take  me to a new, exotic place where I've never been before?"  I said  " How about the kitchen?"... And then the fight started.....

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Instead of 'with this ring, I thee wed', it SHOULD be, 'WONDERBITCH POWER, ACTIVATE!' And yes, once was moooore than enough to teach me that lesson. I put that ring on her finger, and went from loving partner to property almost overnight. Felt like I was captured by the Romans back in the day, and put into servitude.

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