DiveDeepSix Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired." His buddy says, “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about age 55, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that crap!" Here is another the FDA has found a food that will decrease a woman's sex drive by nearly 95%! It's called: WEDDING CAKE!!! Ok ladies I'm ready for my well deserved beatdown!!! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Pssst.....hide behind the vacuum cleaner. GO RV, and NO BV 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 No greater wrath hath than a woman scorned. You can run but you can't hide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okane Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Shabs, you may be in more trouble than DeepSix but still funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Whats a vacuum cleaner? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 I`d run 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new york kevin Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Pssst.....hide behind the vacuum cleaner. GO RV, and NO BV I hide in the laundry room cuz my wife only goes in there when she runs outta clean bras. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 There may be alot of truth in that! Answer - never get married! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Quote Answer - never get married! End Quote You make it sound easy.....You know the meaning of the word "pressure" right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 My college philosophy teacher stated: marriage is a young mans disaster and an old mans comfort. Perhaps in my case he was right. My present wife is the bomb What a Gal ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 My college philosophy teacher stated: marriage is a young mans disaster and an old mans comfort. Perhaps in my case he was right. My present wife is the bomb What a Gal ! Congrats.....I have 2 marriages on my back.....Now I'm in love with a great lady ( have been for some years ...) but we decided we are not going to marry ....I know...never say never.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Wasn't going to get hitched either Umbertino . . . Before I went off to war in 2004 . . . well a number of things changed for the better back then. It was my 2nd war. Wasn't sure if I would come back or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Wasn't going to get hitched either Umbertino . . . Before I went off to war in 2004 . . . well a number of things changed for the better back then. It was my 2nd war. Wasn't sure if I would come back or not. Understood... Glad you made it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Glad I made it back too. . . .ruin my whole day waking up dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVWITHME Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 My wife was fixing dinner and said last week... What's on the TV tonight honey? I said dust. ...Had the couch all to myself the past 5 nights. Not sure why. :o/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 LOL...Thanks DiveDeepSix..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) My wife was fixing dinner and said last week... What's on the TV tonight honey? I said dust. ...Had the couch all to myself the past 5 nights. Not sure why. :o/ My wife told me " Dear, how about you take me to a new, exotic place where I've never been before?" I said " How about the kitchen?"... And then the fight started..... Edited November 19, 2014 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geck Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) My wife once asked me if her new jeans made her ass look fat. I answered that her ass made her ass look fat. Hilarity ensued.... Edited November 24, 2014 by Geck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 My old indian uncle once told me. " dog women are the most dangerous creatures on earth. what else can leave a blood trail for 5 days and not die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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watergorilla Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Instead of 'with this ring, I thee wed', it SHOULD be, 'WONDERBITCH POWER, ACTIVATE!' And yes, once was moooore than enough to teach me that lesson. I put that ring on her finger, and went from loving partner to property almost overnight. Felt like I was captured by the Romans back in the day, and put into servitude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Instead of 'with this ring, I thee wed', it SHOULD be, 'WONDERBITCH POWER, ACTIVATE!'Read more: http://dinarvets.com/forums/index.php?/topic/190971-a-couple-guys-at-a-bar-lol/page-2#ixzz3K0pjiEP8 OMG this is the funniest thing I have read all dang day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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