moose 57 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) *WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY* Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house _completely naked_ to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for _one hour_ is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. God Bless America !! and God Bless You! Edited September 15, 2014 by moose 57 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Iknew it! I knew it! But I had to look. You are a riot Mr. Moose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artitech Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 This would be great if we could get rid of all these muslim devils that easy. I'll go get a bus load of strippers and take them to the local mosque and unload them along with a keg of Budwiser. If I thought they all would put a bullet in their head. I would even loan them a loaded pistol. Those no good muslim Ba$tards are to cowardly to do it. Great thought though! JMHO 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 There's so much illegal fun I could get into here. LOL Moose ya gonna get me slaughtered. PRAY FOR REVIVAL EVERYDAY 9-28-2014 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) If you've ever been to a Muslim country you already KNOW that this will not work. Alcohol & Prostitution are very popular in those countries! They bring in tens of thousands of immigrant female workers from Asia & India to work as babysitters, housekeepers & cooks. These women are sexually abused regularly. Alcohol can be purchased through any tax driver for a cheap price & a slight detour. No alcoholic beverage stores does not stop the production of alcohol at home! LOL In UAE you can walk into one of hundreds of bars & there are ten of thousands of sex workers selling the wares publicly. A blind eye is truned by the police who I am sure get their cut. However..............................we can still try it! Edited September 15, 2014 by gymrat76541 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69mustang Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I wish I didn't live in a retirement community. This could be real stressful. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVWITHME Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 This reminds me of a thread I saw today on the "Colombian Team Cycling Kit" that is causing outrage in some circles, but others are loving it. Caution: Ladies, do NOT look up the term that is in quotes above, as you may not be able to un-see the images, LOL. Here's to ya Moose, gonna go polish that lawnchair now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 If you've ever been to a Muslim country you already KNOW that this will not work. Alcohol & Prostitution are very popular in those countries! They bring in tens of thousands of immigrant female workers from Asia & India to work as babysitters, housekeepers & cooks. These women are sexually abused regularly. Alcohol can be purchased through any tax driver for a cheap price & a slight detour. No alcoholic beverage stores does not stop the production of alcohol at home! LOL In UAE you can walk into one of hundreds of bars & there are ten of thousands of sex workers selling the wares publicly. A blind eye is truned by the police who I am sure get their cut. However..............................we can still try it! True.....In some Countries more than others. Was told by someone going there often for work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 As a young soldier facing my first deployment to Germany, I'd heard about the nudist beaches & parks and I was excited to go see for myself. Imagine my disappointment at seeing all the senior citizens and not one sweet young thang in the bunch! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I think it's sick how people generalize every single Muslim as a terrorist who wants to blow up every thing they see. 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 I think it's sick how people generalize every single Muslim as a terrorist who wants to blow up every thing they see. That Is how they make themselves out to be, isn't it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 That Is how they make themselves out to be, isn't it? No? I have a friend who is a Muslim. He and I get along very well, and he doesn't burn American flags nor call me an infidel. Pretty sure that's like saying every Christian does this. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 What is their belief? Would like to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 What is their belief? Would like to know. He follows the religion. Blowing things up is not required. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 No? I have a friend who is a Muslim. He and I get along very well, and he doesn't burn American flags nor call me an infidel. Pretty sure that's like saying every Christian does this. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 ? That's a protest of Westboro Baptist Church. Self proclaimed "Christians." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yukon Silvermoon, Time to stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yukon Silvermoon, Time to stop! Time to stop what? Not everyone is an extremist. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Time to stop what? Not everyone is an extremist. not here to argue am here to have fun end of story.../ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 not here to argue am here to have fun end of story.../ And accuse an entire group of people of atrocities that have killed thousands of people? Alright, what ever is fun in this day and age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Time to stop what? Not everyone is an extremist. Agreed Yukon... The jk and the responses in the beginning of this thread sound like extremist themselves. Sure NOT anything near what Christ taught... I wish people would just try to be human beings and get along. As for the American Muslims... They deserve to live here in peace without all the fear and ridicule from folks that are misinformed. JMHO not here to argue am here to have fun end of story.../ Your jokes usually are really funny Moose... That one... Not so much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Agreed Yukon... The jk and the responses in the beginning of this thread sound like extremist themselves. Sure NOT anything near what Christ taught... I wish people would just try to be human beings and get along. As for the American Muslims... They deserve to live here in peace without all the fear and ridicule from folks that are misinformed. JMHO Your jokes usually are really funny Moose... That one... Not so much. Thanks, Maggie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlesam Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Thank You Maggie. I was going to comment on this thread but I won't. It just made me sad. Moose57 you come up with some really funny stuff but not this thread at all, sorry JMO. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 This would be great if we could get rid of all these muslim devils that easy. I'll go get a bus load of strippers and take them to the local mosque and unload them along with a keg of Budwiser. If I thought they all would put a bullet in their head. I would even loan them a loaded pistol. Those no good muslim Ba$tards are to cowardly to do it. Great thought though! JMHO ^^^^^^ Prime Example Of Why NOT To Do Anything To Whip Up The Hatred. ^^^^^^ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 ^^^^^^ Prime Example Of Why NOT To Do Anything To Whip Up The Hatred. ^^^^^^ People like that are why people think all Christians are like Westboro. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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