Missing Wife

[divemaster5734]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or hefty?
Husband: Not slim.

Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.

Inspector: What was the number, name, and color of the car ?
Husband: Black Jaguar with supercharged 3.5 liter V12 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode, it has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions, and it has a thin scratch on the front left door.

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.

[waterman13]

Wm13

[Wiljor]

Thanks for the laugh divemaster :-)

[bigwave]

LOL....

[chess]

....Good to have priorities........pray   for a safe car return!!

[SnowGlobe7]

NICE CAR!!!

 

Me think the lady is not coming back!!!!

[umbertino]

NICE CAR!!!

 

Me think the lady is not coming back!!!!

Very.

[moose 57]

loved it !!!