bigwave Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 1) He's sending weapons to Libya to help repair America’s strained relationship with Al-Qaeda. 2) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs. 3) He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Hello! 4) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history. 5) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family. 6) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then. 7) He's kept goofy Uncle Joe Biden from becoming President for five long years. 8) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama. 9) Without Barack Obama, none of us would have ever heard the name Sandra Fluke and what a tragedy that would be! 10) He has already broken Bill Clinton's record for the most lies told in one presidency with three years left to go in office. 11) When the SEALS asked for permission to kill Bin Laden, he didn't insist that they merely give Osama a good talking to instead. 12) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls. 13) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream. 14) Because of Obama's economic policies, more Americans than ever have gotten to experience the sweet, sweet joy of funemployment! 15) Obama's policies are so bad that even real racists have stopped hating him for being black and hate him for his failed policies. http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/11/23/15-reasons-why-barack-obama-is-the-greatest-president-in-american-history-n1751891 15 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 16) He makes Richard Nixon eligible for sainthood. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) 17) He demonstrates how to curtsy obsequiously to Arab dictators. Edited December 31, 2013 by chess 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 18) Provides practical demonstration on how to pick up foreign chicks at funerals. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) 19) Able to show us, that even though he is the most powerful black (1/2 black) man in history, he can still live in government housing! 18) Provides practical demonstration on how to pick up foreign chicks at funerals. ROFLMAO, wedding crashers! Edited December 31, 2013 by DiveDeepSix 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 20) In him all things were made, and without him, nothing was made that was made. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluejay Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 19) Able to show us, that even though he is the most powerful black (1/2 black) man in history, he can still live in government housing! ROFLMAO, wedding crashers! MA!! MEATLOAF!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 21) Always ferrets out the best of the best when pursuing technological endeavors....from building interactive websites to forging personal documents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darwinatridge Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 22. He makes Jimmy Carter look like Jimmy Carter. The second worse president we ever had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 :bravo: :bravo: LAFFING MY BUTT OFF !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 20) In him all things were made, and without him, nothing was made that was made. ***/// ..."you didn't build that".... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 23) Has managed to accomplish his agenda in spite of all those "laws" and things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 24) He has managed to convince millions of kicking, screaming, whiny people that they are actually ultra tough patriots suffering from uncontrollable itchy rashes. GO RV, then BV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunk Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 25) Opens The Door For Ted Cruz To Run For President.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 24) He has managed to convince millions of kicking, screaming, whiny people that they are actually ultra tough patriots suffering from uncontrollable itchy rashes. GO RV, then BV I thought it was because I was using to much laundry soap? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) 25] He truly has showed change we can believe in....from bad to worse. Edited December 31, 2013 by captl1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 26) That Golf unlike politics, take years of practice and you shouildn't be seen in public until you know how the game is played.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 26) That Golf unlike politics, take years of practice and you shouildn't be seen in public until you know how the game is played.... Completely agree. GO RV, then BV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 27) Has clearly demonstrated that our Constitution means nothing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 28) Proves with a Positive Mental Attitude, and a cabal of crooked congressmen and judges, one can accomplish much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 #29 Has proven beyond the shadow of doubt that even though you cannot walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. You can be president of the United States of America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlop Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) He stood around and watched the bp oil spill because he didn't do it As long as he could blame someone else he did nothing for this country That was the worst display of leadership in the history of the world Obutma and the oil spill Edited January 1, 2014 by dontlop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 30) First psychic president.....knew who was responsible for problems in the government before he knew there were problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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