carlablum Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Muslim Terrorists Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide...lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television - No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife - More than one mother in law - You can’t shave - Your wife can’t shave - You can’t wash off the smell of donkey - You cook over burning camel shite - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you...”when you die, it all gets better” Well no shite Sherlock!...it’s not like it could get much worse THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY! They’re not happy in Gaza... They’re not happy in Egypt... They’re not happy in Libya... They’re not happy in Morocco... They’re not happy in Iran... They’re not happy in Iraq... They’re not happy in Yemen... They’re not happy in Afghanistan... They’re not happy in Pakistan... They’re not happy in Syria... They’re not happy in Lebanon... SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY? They’re happy in Australia... They’re happy in Canada... They’re happy in England... They’re happy in France... They’re happy in Italy... They’re happy in Germany... They’re happy in Sweden... They’re happy in the USA... They’re happy in Norway... They’re happy in Holland... They’re happy in Denmark... Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim...and unhappy in every country that is! ...AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEN... They want to change those countries to be like THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY! Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering... How dang dumb can you get? 12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Well that pretty well sums it up. Oh yeah, we're wrong, we're bad, we're evil. NOT !! Xcellent Slam Dunk Carlablum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Thats awesome!! Thanks for posting this for us to read 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIBoy Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Four words.....Dead Americans, Seventy virgins. That's all these aholes need in order to blow themselves up. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Seventy women!!?? Jeez!! At my peak,many moons ago,I had trouble keeping up with just 3 girlfriends! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI_Jane Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 This was awesome Carlablum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiaKaha Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Thanks, Carla! KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameChanger Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 And the excitement over virgins.........????????????? I can barely get one woman to do what I want. They think they can get 70 to do what they say? And... What can 70 do that 5 can't. Honestly, some screwed up thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bg888 Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Yeah, but no one said anything about the virgins being women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatdawg Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Carla, you reckon the lack of bar-b-que pork ribs and oysters in the Jewish diet caused Israel to attack the USS Liberty? What was it in the Christian diet that caused Admiral McCain and President Johnson to cover up said attack? Edited April 27, 2013 by flatdawg 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPSprayduster Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Carla, you reckon the lack of bar-b-que pork ribs and oysters in the Jewish diet caused Israel to attack the USS Liberty? What was it in the Christian diet that caused Admiral McCain and President Johnson to cover up said attack? Nothing to do with this subject, one of these days Flat you are going pop off on the wrong subject. And you will be reduced to dust. I know alot of folks who keep hating on the Jews but they are God's chosen people. I hope that day never comes but it is coming quicker than we think. Jesus is coming back and we all have to stand before him and account for all things on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatdawg Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Nothing to do with this subject, one of these days Flat you are going pop off on the wrong subject. And you will be reduced to dust. I know alot of folks who keep hating on the Jews but they are God's chosen people. I hope that day never comes but it is coming quicker than we think. Jesus is coming back and we all have to stand before him and account for all things on Earth. Don't you have some bugs to spray or something? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Carla, you reckon the lack of bar-b-que pork ribs and oysters in the Jewish diet caused Israel to attack the USS Liberty? What was it in the Christian diet that caused Admiral McCain and President Johnson to cover up said attack? Flat, do you recon you could stay on topic and stop trying to stir up trouble? geesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatdawg Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Flat, do you recon you could stay on topic and stop trying to stir up trouble? geesh How am I off topic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 How am I off topic? Christian diet, Jewish diet, McCain, Johnson, USS Liberty? My post is on Muslim Terrorists Enough said 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatdawg Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Christian diet, Jewish diet, McCain, Johnson, USS Liberty? My post is on Muslim Terrorists Enough said The way I read it, your post was on what turns Muslims into terrorists. Included on your list was Islamic diet requirements. I just want to know what you may think made Israel commit terrorism against the US. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 The way I read it, your post was on what turns Muslims into terrorists. Included on your list was Islamic diet requirements. I just want to know what you may think made Israel commit terrorism against the US. You may want to read it again because the way you read it is not the way it's written.. Good luck 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatdawg Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 You may want to read it again because the way you read it is not the way it's written.. Good luck I re-read it and I may have mis-interpreted it. But my first questions in this thread still stand. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 I re-read it and I may have mis-interpreted it. But my first questions in this thread still stand. Let it stand.. lol And please just drop it and don't question my actions in an open forum again. Thank you, carla 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyangel Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Sorry Flatdawg, Carla is correct. Topic is not about Israel committing terrorism against the US. Just start another thread. You may get your answer then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 You could hear a pin drop in here. Hi patty how are you today:) I don't really know you Carla but hi to you to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 You could hear a pin drop in here. Hi patty how are you today:) I don't really know you Carla but hi to you to! Hi there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Carla, you reckon the lack of bar-b-que pork ribs and oysters in the Jewish diet caused Israel to attack the USS Liberty? What was it in the Christian diet that caused Admiral McCain and President Johnson to cover up said attack? Flatdawg I Get Your Post. Thank You... Soon Others Will... Mark My Words Dear. Your Post Have NOT Gone Unheard! Keep Speaking Your Truth My Friend. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Yeah, but no one said anything about the virgins being women... LoL, you have a good point. They don't like women when they are alive so why would they want 70 virgins after they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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