A day without any GURU news

[Boozer]

Can you beleave it Not 1 Guru has made a post today, after 8 yrs and the first day of no BS from 1 GURU.. my eyes say thank you..maybe Okie has them all on his 747, or Terry K took them to Reno to cash in. What a wounderfull day, a day without a Guru is a blessed day.

[Annastasia]

Why did you have to mess it up and say that word?

[Texas1]

GuruTandy just called it. Thug has rate. Very high......

[techie]

Maybe they took to heart my post on Will Rogers, "Never miss a good chance to shut up".

[Capn Geech]

I didn't notice. I was waiting for my plane to land because the wheels were down and the tower was calling us in....or......something, something, dumb analogy for suckers.

[RVWITHME]

Maybe it's because there's really only ONE Guru in all of Dinarland (with multiple Personas or personalities) and he was out "sick" today and couldn't post?

[kenshin7]

A day with out guru's is like a breath of fresh air ,

[King Bean]

A day without pumping is like a day without sunshine.

New Florida State motto!

[tandy]

GuruTandy just called it. Thug has rate. Very high......

dangit Texas1, I told you not to let the cat out of the bag!!!....thug could not get the rate as high as he hoped...the ladder tilted on the camels back and luckily he landed in the sand pile that the cat didn't use and he lost hold of the rate so we won't know what it is til he finds it...now keep that ubder your hat this time (under it too)

[Tripphood]

Yesterday nor today........aahhwwwwww.................ooops spoke to soon guess there we're posts today .........

[umbertino]

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I'd say...It's like finding no dog waste on the ground when walking.

[wpsmit]

This can only mean

RV,RV,RV!

[mr john]

You peeps need to feel the love. One day the only gurus you can see and hear will be in a zoo. I think Im gonna pay some illegal animal poacher to get me a guru now and keep him in the back 40.

[DWitte]

You peeps need to feel the love. One day the only gurus you can see and hear will be in a zoo. I think Im gonna pay some illegal animal poacher to get me a guru now and keep him in the back 40.

I thought Gurus were fair game. Like varmints, you can hunt anytime. I'm not illegal but I need the work so I'm for hire. How do I visually spot a guru? Do I need to wait for it to talk? What is the tool of choice for the taking of a guru? Or can I make it up as I go? Is Obama on the list? No, I draw the line there.

[skitealwedrop]

The Guru smack will be back tomorrow. There will be a member that is willing to bring it for their own self absorbed reasons.

Truth and fact are awesome!

[mr john]

I thought Gurus were fair game. Like varmints, you can hunt anytime. I'm not illegal but I need the work so I'm for hire. How do I visually spot a guru? Do I need to wait for it to talk? What is the tool of choice for the taking of a guru? Or can I make it up as I go? Is Obama on the list? No, I draw the line there.

Im pretty sure you can get a guru tag at your local fish and game. The limit this year is 2 unless you have family, then its 3. I prefer to use a 300 mag. We cannot talk about ghosting heads of state or religious leaders as they fall under the albino rules. (Just a joke people).

Edited October 1, 2012 by mr john

[King Bean]

I thought Gurus were fair game. Like varmints, you can hunt anytime.

How about a nice wall mount for the man cave? When this thing RV's...then gurus will become scarce and we may never see them again. Like the unicorn, right?