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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.
 
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
 
The bishop fainted.
 
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer
for $10.
 
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
 
The bishop was buried the next day.
 
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
Be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
 
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16 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said:

Twice posted, twice laughed.  :D

 

When posted I saw where it looked like you posted twice hence the comment. I understand your confused emoji since now I only see one post. My apologies for causing your confusion. 

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8 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

You can't make this stuff up! 

 

 

 

 

May be an image of 3 people and text that says '1ST ob Quinn 11:26 25 COLLEGE PRIMETIME FOOTBALL FOOT PRIMET TIME SEAHAWKS EABLES BET ESFii MONDAY NFL NIGHT FOOTBALL CHRSTMA'

 

 

 

Why even bother wearing a mask? 🙄  

This says ALL you need to know about mindless, illogical, liberal fools being in charge. BRILLANT!!! :rake:. Keep voting for the Rats if this is your cup if tea. 

And when the country goes down the communist sh***er you can be like Obummer and say "I helped build that"!

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