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OLE complained to his landlord

 

"The people upstairs are so annoying! Last night they stomped and pounded on the floor till almost midnight."

 

"Did they wake you up?" asked the landlord.

 

"No," said Ole, "Fortunately, I was playing my tuba."

 

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BREAKING NEWS: WORLD SERIES GOING TO A GAME SEVEN

 

Houston - MLB Commissioner Robert D. Manfred, Jr. has announced 10 mail-in runs were found in a box in the parking lot at Minute Maid Park that were NOT COUNTED and he has declared the Astros the winner of Game 6.

 

In a statement released today, Commissioner Manfred thanked Junior Deputy Commissioner Stacey Abrams for finding the misplaced runs. It was Abrams who initially exclaimed that the Astros were the real World Series champions despite a 7-0 lead by the Braves after nine innings.

 

 

I think the Astro's must be upset! 🤣 I am happy with the Atlanta win. I would have also been happy with a Houston win.  I like both teams. Although, I don't watch baseball anymore. 

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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'

She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

'Why?' he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'

'Let me see' he said.

'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,

'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!

She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!

You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

 

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

 

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

 

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE is GOD?!”

 

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him

in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

 

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time!” “GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!”

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